Next on Once Upon a Time : Winnie the Pooh is evil, and he's actually Charming's grandfather.

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So, Elizabeth Mitchell, the actress who plays the Snow Queen from the end of last episode played Mrs. Clause in the Santa Clause movies years ago.

Plot twist: Her and Santa got divorced and now she's pissed and is seeking revenge.

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Elsa: She's alive.

Snow: Who's alive? Oh. Who are you?

Charming: This is Elsa. We're gonna' find her sister.

Snow: Oh. Cool. Anyway, is anyone hungry? I was thinking maybe Chinese but--

Elsa: I'm sorry. Aren't you even a little curious about who I am beyond my name? Or how I got here?

Snow: To be honest, I'm more interested if I can get General Tso's here in the next 20 minutes.

Elsa: But, for all you know, I could be dangerous or plotting against you or--

Snow: Emma, is she cool?

Emma: She's cool. Pun intended.

Snow: Good enough for me. Who wants spring rolls?

Elsa: But--

Snow: Look, you said the word 'find'.After that we're basically contractually obligated to help you. Welcome to the family. Brown rice or white?

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Charming: Where have you been?

Snow: Fixing the power! It was simple once I figured out that the fuel level was down.

Charming: Are you sure it wasn't the downed power line?

Snow: No. Just turned up the fuel gauge.

Charming: Because I'm pretty sure the issue was the downed power line.

Snow: It's a lot like feeding a baby really.

Charming: Who even let you into the power plant?

Snow: Just walked right in.

Charming: This town is a mess.

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Charming: I guess I'll find out your real name at the wedding.

Anna: Yes. The wedding.

Anna: The wedding you were totally invited to that wasn't scheduled for today.

Anna: That wedding.

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Random Storybrooke Citizen #1: You think we should be concerned about the strange woman walking in the middle of the road having a panic attack and dressed like she walked out of a Disney movie?

Random Storybrooke Citizen #2: Hey, if you want to be an idiot and get involved in the plot then that's your business. I didn't see anything.

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Kristoff: Elsa, wait! It's too late!

Elsa: What are you talking about? The ship is right there. I can still see it.

Kristoff: Yes but-

Elsa: And I froze the entire kingdom like, two summers ago. It was a whole thing. You were there. This shouldn't be a problem.

Kristoff: But the kingdom! You can't leave it again.

Elsa: Which is why I'm going to freeze the water, grab Anna, and walk right back. Ten minutes tops.

Kristoff:

Kristoff: I'm not sure Anna and I thought this plan out.

Elsa: Next time, maybe try running the plan by Sven first .

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Emma: Regina, come on! Open up.

Regina:

Emma: I just wanna help. Please open the door.

Regina:

Emma: Do you wanna' build a snowman?

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: Build a...why would you say that?

Emma: I don't know, it just sorta slipped out.

Regina: It was completely out of nowhere.

Emma: I know.

Regina: It's not even cold out now.

Emma: I know!

Regina: And, even if it was, what makes you think I'd want to--

Emma: Can you go back to not talking to me?

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David: Hey, Gold, I need a favor.

Mr. Gold: And why should I do you a favor?

David: It's not actually for me. It's for Henry. There's something he's been wanting since the curse broke and I thought you might be more receptive to it now.

Mr. Gold: For Henry I may consider it. What does the boy want?

David: A shot for shot remake of Beauty of the Beast.

Mr. Gold: No.

David: It isn't even-

Mr. Gold: No.

David: I already got you a blue tux! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a blue tuxedo around here?

Mr. Gold: No.

David: I learned how to use a camcorder!

Mr. Gold: No.

David: Belle's already on board.

Mr. Gold: That's low, Nolan. I suppose I'm rather cornered--

David: Awesome! Learn your choreography by Friday. And do not shave that grizzled, manly beard of yours.

Mr. Gold: Walt Disney, you and I are no longer friends.

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Just so you guys know, I'm going to continue this book (?) even though ouat is back because it's called Missing Once, and even though it's back, it's Wednesday and I miss it! Thanks for reading, as always!

~Jillchair8e