I wish Neal hadn't died because then Rumple and Belle could have tortured him with their relationship

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Who else is depressed Belle didn't get a chance to slap Zelena for making out with her boyfriend?

I mean, when rumple said that Belle didn't want Zelena dead, I'm like "Why the hell not?"

Or... You know, less important things... Like how she kidnapped and trapped him in his own palace for a year...

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Am I allowed to laugh at the fact that Belle broke the chipped cup in the hospital yet? Or is it still too soon?

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Bonus:

This is both Rumbelle and Captain Swan

So you know how Emma left the diner right after the baby was named Neal? And how Rumple kinda nodded his head when he found out the name?

So he was still in her diner when Emma left.

Emma and Killian's conversation lasted a few minutes tops?

Then they started kissing, but them kissing and the Rumbelle wedding were going on at then same time, right?

HOW LONG DID THAT KISS LAST if they were able to leave the diner AND get ready AND actually get married?!?!

(Unless they were already married at the diner? And it happened the night before or something? But being a Captain Swan shipper I refuse to believe that.)