My fellow shipper friend people,

So far, our good ship Captain Swan has had a smooth ride.

DEATH IS UPON US, I SENSE IT!

I feel like shit is about to go down.

I apologize in advance for jinxing it.

I feel like something is about to blow over and I smell my death.

Please be warned.

From the broken heart of another shipper,

LET US DIE (again, cause I mean we've all been dead since 3x05) WITH DIGNITY

THINK OF ALL THE HAND HOLDING

THINK OF THE KISSES

I DON'T MEAN LITTLE SMOOCHIES

I MEAN FULL ON MAKEOUTS

THINK OF THE ONES WE'VE ALREADY GOTTEN

ONES WE'LL GET IN THE FUTURE

Wow, I've become a spoiled little shipper haven't I?

Who remembers in "That Awkward Moment: OUAT edition" when I was desperate for a kiss? Anyone still with me since then?

We've come so far and I'm crying and I've completely lost the goal of this chapter...

Okay, I forget what I was gonna do here, so bye!

WAIT I HAVE DECIDED I'M NOT DONE!

Captain Swan:

*kisses*

*kisses*

*kisses*

*hugs*

*holds hands*

*snuggles*

*kisses*

*MAKES OUT*

*goes on date*

*MAKES OUT*

*FLIRTS IN FRONT OF DAVID AND ELSA AND WILL*

*FLIRTS IN FRONT OF ELSA AND WILL*

*ChEeK kIsSeS*

*holds hands*

*snuggles*

GUYS IT'S ONLY EPISODE SIX!!!

Bob: I SHIP IT!!!!

SOMEONE STOP ME!!!!