You guys seemed to like me being shady about season 5 last chapter, so I figured I'd do the same thing, but about every season. Maybe if you want more, I'll do each season by episode. Let me know?

But, here it is, Once Upon a Time, a brief summary by season:

Season 1: Amnesia everywhere, the one everyone likes but no one remembers, everyone thinks Henry's on crack, I don't believe in magic I don't, I don't! (Peter Pan reference heyyyy)

Season 2: Oh shit the small child was right, no one likes you Regina, mother daughter trip to some weird island! Emma suddenly has a love life, PLOT TWIST the family tree goes from 3 to 100 real quick, everyone hates you, Cora, HENRY STOP RUNNING AWAY

Season 3A: #savehenry more like #getHenryaleash, Peter Pan the demon teenager, David is living a lie, redemption is in the air, Rumple is actually the one on crack, Neal and Hook almost have a fist fight over Emma, more plot twists that make you question your sanity (and the writers')

Season 3B: Ding dong, the wicked which is a crazy bitch, also she's Regina's sister so it must run in the family. Emma almost marries a monkey, rest in pieces Neal, Rumple is DEFINITELY on some sort of drug, everyone has had it up to here with memory loss, Snowing has been hoeing. *Pitbull voice* we have to go back in tiiiiime.

Season 4A: Let's play a game called how many Frozen references can we make in one episode, Rumple and Belle's marriage lasts two days, don't walk into an empty hallway or you'll find Regina and Robin or Emma and Killian sucking face, Robin's wife is back but she's a popsicle, Bob wants sisters (Ingrid, but we call her Bob here, it is law), new plan, make the villain feel bad and she'll kill herself.

Season 4B: Six weeks of peace is over bitches, here comes Rumple and his entourage, Ursula literally lasted three episodes, Crualla can't kill anyone, and Maleficent disappears after her daughter comes back. They're sooooo scary. Snowing messed up again, Emma is mad, road trip to get Robin and Lily. Lol surprise Marian is actually Zelena. And she's pregnant. Wait, isn't that rape? All the alternate universes and the beginning of someone not being able to stop dying.

Season 5: See last chapter lol it's like midnight and I have school tomorrow I'm not writing this again