I know this is bad of me to do... I'm sorry! If you don't mind, though, check out my new book "Once in a Lifetime" there you can get to know more about me! Not just the insane me... The real me. Actually, I'm not too sure you want t- no. Yes. Yes you do. Very much. Check it out? I tricked you into reading this by making it look like it was a joke. "You're the only joke here, Jill!" Well... If you go read my new book, you'll find out that maybe Jill isn't even my name! *dramatic gasps*
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I think every time I try to explain ouat to a friend, I get lazier and lazier. Today, when someone asked me what Once Upon a Time is, I told them "Look, if I actually tell, you you'll call me insane. Basically, it's a bunch of hot people yelling at and kissing each other. With swords. Very cool. WATCH IT!"
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How can anyone say that men can't pull off eyeliner? I mean, have you seen Colin O'Donoghue in eyeliner? Umm?... Beautiful. Hey look up! Or to the side... THE PICTURE OF HIM THAT GOES WITH THE CHAPTER JEEZ! Mmmmm...
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Sometimes, it's fun to yell "OUAT" in the middle of class. I don't recommend it unless you want to be yelled at, but it can be really fun! Because you get these insane looks and it's like "Why yes, I did say ouat. Problem?"
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Try explaining to you teacher why the word "Killybear" is written all over your binder. That's really fun. And a good way to get out of class... Because they're very concerned about you and think you should talk to someone because "Captain Hook is not a bear, sweetie," he is to me okay?
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That was a short chapter, but I just wanted to say UMMMMM? 50 000 READS WHAT?!? Wow, I love you guys too lol! Thank you SOOO much! I'm so glad you like my humour because I'm honestly so lame.

Also, I'm serious! Check out "Once in a Lifetime" please?!?

You're cute, I love you!

~Jillchair8e