I'm back! I got lost in a cold, dark, sad place called high school exams but I made it out somehow!
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Henry: People of New York!
Former Classmate #1: Isn't that Henry?
Former Classmate #2: I wondered where he went.
Henry: My name is Henry Mills.
Former Classmate #1: I thought his last name was Swan.
Henry: Join me in making a wish! Believe!
Former Classmate #2: Why is he re-enacting Elf?
Former Classmate #1: I suddenly have an idea where he's been and why he disappeared so suddenly.
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(If you didn't watch Galavant you won't understand this and if you did then you'll probably be on the floor crying)

Lily: So, welcome back from the Underworld. I still exist
Emma: Crap, I forgot, we were supposed to find your dad this season.
Lily: Don't worry, I found him on my own, along with a really cool idea for season 6
Emma: What do you mean? And what's season 6?
Richard: Hello!
Isabella: We used to be your winter filler, but we got cancelled, mind if we bunk with you for a while?
Madalena: I can absolutely take over the evil queen thing, Regina clearly doesn't need it.
Emma: What's happening?
Sid: If it helps, our guest stars are way more famous than yours, it'd probably help.
Emma: Actually?!
Galavant: Yeah, why— Why is she hugging me so tight?
Emma: EVERYONE, WARM UP, WE'RE GETTING OUR DAMN MUSICAL! Lily, you're the best.... so, which of these is your dad?
Lily: Tad Cooper.
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Regina: So then my mom gave us back our memories and now we're BFFs!
Emma: Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that Zelena tried to steal your life, steal your boyfriend, and has consistently antagonized all of us, but because you hung out one time when you were, like, 12 all of a sudden it's "Let's get ice cream and sing Let it Go"?
Regina: You're right. We *are* just like Elsa and Anna.
Emma: Not even remotely what I was getting at.
Regina: If you think about it, it's practically the same story.
Emma: Absolutely false.
Regina: I mean, what does their story have that ours doesn't?
Emma: A refreshing lack of attempted sororicide.
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So in Greek mythology, Hades is Poseidon's brother, and Poseidon is Ursula's father... So Hades is Ursula's uncle and somehow I'm both surprised and not at the same time.
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*Emma and Killian in their house, finally getting so "rest"*
Regina: Open the door!
Emma: What.
Regina: We have a problem
Emma: What's that?
Regina: Evil doppelgängers are taking over...
Emma: *slams door* too bad.
Regina: *from behind door* You gonna help or not?
Emma: No. Goodnight. Come on Killian let's go.
Regina: It's 2 in the afternoon...
Emma: I said goodnight
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I know I'm gonna get hate for this but it had to be said so sorry not sorry, come at me.

How come after they left Killian in the underworld and Emma was wrecked about it, it was totally fine for Regina to tell Emma she didn't want her help, and to go home, but when Emma did exactly the same thing to her, a not day later, Regina got pissed and half the fandom decided Emma was a terrible person?
Like, both did it out of concern for the other. They knew the other had just lost their true love and didn't want to put more stress on them. Emma didn't make a big deal out of it, she just explained herself, but Regina threw a tantrum and made Emma feel like shit for the next two days. I don't know, it just kind of pissed me off that she did that, and that some of the vil regale were calling Emma a bad person for telling Regina to go take a break because that's exactly what Regina did to Emma like 12 hours earlier.
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Anyway, I'll end on a happy note.

Elsa, after Emma thaws out in 4x02: So is that pirate you were snuggling with earlier your husband?
Emma: What? No, he is definitely not my husband.
Elsa: Sorry, boyfriend?
Emma: No, there's nothing going on.
Elsa: Oh?
Emma: I mean we made out a few times
Emma: And he's basically admitted he's in love with me
Emma: And he followed me to Neverland, traded his home for me, and followed me back in time...
Emma: But no. We're just friends.
Elsa: Okay... So I expect an invitation to the wedding
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Thanks for reading! Would you guys mind checking out my new book "Letters to Ghosts of the Past"? I'll love you forever if you leave some feedback!
~Emily