I'll start off with the Captain Swan goodbye because I'm me and if you didn't expect that then I don't know where you've been the past year.

Shipping these two is like a game of "How many times can they say I love you before actually saying I love you?" So far I'm up to about 22. Like come on! But Killian is someone Emma has to live for and I'm a mess.

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Now for Zelena. She's INSANE. WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING IS THIS SOME KIND OF SOAP OPERA?!?

"I was jealous of my sister so I tried to get revenge but it didn't work the first time so I faked my death, killed her boyfriend's already dead ex wife, posed as her boyfriend's already dead ex wife, made everyone think that she came back from the dead, got him to leave her for me, but then he didn't so I had to almost die again so he would, we left the town together, then he got me pregnant and now we're here, with my sister finding out that I am not, in fact, dead and that her boyfriend got me pregnant." Yeah, that sounds like a soap opera.

But I mean... THIS IS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST SINCE PAN WAS RUMPLE'S FATHER! And I was not at all expecting this which is rare because of how much I keep up with spoilers.

But I'm thinking: is it even Robin's kid?

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There's only two weeks left and I'm so sad, but excited for season 5, but really not ready to die all summer.

I'm going to make a prediction chapter after the next episode because last year that's when everything in the finale became clear and I have a feeling that's what's going to happen again. The promo for 4x20 said that the finale will be "a series changer" and I really don't even want to begin thinking about that that means, okay?

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I've realized that lately, I haven't had much humour in this book so I've made it my goal to change that. This coming week, you can expect a few chapters of that!