Remember during the hiatus when I wrote that song?

"Do you wanna go to Storybrooke?

I hear the people there are nice

The little parks and shops are cute

And Hook is too

Please do to turn them into ice

The Charming had a baby

And Regina's pissed

Rumple is being a dick

Do you wanna go to Storybrooke?

Please don't kill any of the main cast

I'm already there, Anna

Please say hiiii!"

Who remembers that lol?
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Well, here is my updated version of that song:

Do you wanna go to Storybrooke?

You'll have to get past the ice

Ingrid and Rumple might try to kill you

You could be doomed

They aren't very nice

Captain swan is dating

But Emma went insane

Bob is being a jerk

Do you wanna go to Storybrooke?

You might get killed while you're there though!

No thanks, that sound awful...

Then you won't die!!!

More to come...