So, I honestly don't even know what this book has become, but I really hope you still like it! Here are some conversations/scenarios that my ouat deprived mind has either come up with or come across on tumblr...
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Family diners!

Rumpelstiltskin! Stop trying to kill Hook!

Emma, Hook, stop making out!!!

Belle can you stop reading and help us out here!?!

SNOW! STAY AWAY FROM THAT APPLE PIE!

REGINA! STOP TRYING TO KILL SNOW!

David... can you stop glaring at Hook and help set the table?

Neal could you... Wait you're dead, carry on. :)

Zelena says to...

Rumple:You don't love me, so I'm going to kill your son, trap you in a cage for a year, control you and turn back time!

Walsh/Wizard of Oz: You sort of lied to me, so I'm going to turn you into a monkey and force you to be my minion and possibly spend the rest of you life with the saviour!

Snow: I'm jealous of my sister, so I'm going to steal your baby!

Aurora/Philip: You lost your loyalty and you talked back to me, so even though one of you is pregnant, I'm turning you into monkeys!!! Yay!!!

Killian: I ship you and Emma too much, so I'm going to curse your lips and force you two to kiss! I'm going to make this whole thing work out so that the two of you end up together, and I don't care if it kills me! CAPTAIN SWAN!!!! (A/N: I'm joking, so before I get people correcting me, it's a joke)

Regina: Mommy was mean to me and... Well a jerk to you too, but I was born first, so screw you! I'm not going to kill you, but try to make you evade from existence... Which is basically killing you... All the while secretly planning the Captain Swan adventure that ruins your relationship with your boyfriend and gets my OTP together! Oh! I almost forgot! I'm also going to I'm going to throw a temper tantrum that make toddlers look intelligent!

Poor Elsa

Emma: So you have a sibling.

Elsa: Yes! Her name is Anna and--

Emma: And she's not weirdly 28+ years younger than you because of magical time stoppage?

Elsa: No?

Regina: And she didn't appear from nowhere to try and take away everything you love?

Elsa: What?

Henry: And she's not kinda' your sister but also your grandma?

Elsa: God, no! Are these all things that actually happened?

Emma: Oh yeah. This is gonna' be a rough few weeks for you, I can tell.

Kay, bye!

Snow: Emma, why are you packing? I thought you were staying in Storybrooke?

Emma: That was before I ruined Regina's love life.

Snow: Please tell me it at least wasn't because you crumbled at some sob story about a mother feeling helpless to take care of her loved ones and did the exact thing which you were carefully instructed not to do because it would have horrible consequences.

*five minutes later*

Charming: Snow, why are helping Emma to shove everything in the Bug?

Snow: Oh, good, we accidentally crushed my phone in panic, and Emma's is dead. Could you call the dwarves, Granny, Ruby...

Charming: Why?

Snow: Emma ruined Regina's love life.

Charming: Well, we could point out that Regina owes us. It's not like Emma brought some forgotten wife into the picture to separate her from her True Love the way she did with you and me.

*five minutes later*

Henry: Gramps? Why is everybody packing up the apartment?

Charming: Emma ruined Regina's love life.

Henry: Aw, come on. We all know Mom's learned not to be the Evil Queen. As long as no one replaces her as the sole mother figure to a cute little boy who replaces the family she's lost -

Roland: Hi, Henry! Did you hear Emma brought my mommy home?

Henry: I'll distract her. Have fun in Phuket.

See? Henry's not completely useless!

Emma: We just solved the Zelena problem and now we have a crazy ice witch situation? This is ridiculous!

Henry: Actually, I think I can handle this one.

Emma: Kid?

Henry: Hey! You're Elsa, right? Snow powers, family super important to you, just won two Oscars.

Elsa: Yes to the parts of that I understood.

Henry: Well, if you stay here there's an 80% chance that someone in your family is going to end up dead or turned into a kid or sucked into a portal and there's a 100% chance you're gonna' end up somehow related to me.

Elsa: Turned into a kid?

Henry: Super long story.

Elsa: And the exit is?

Henry: That way-->

In 3x17, when Henry was waiting for Emma at the docks, who was talking to Hook. Texts between his friend...

Friend: Dude, this museum trip is epic

Henry: Maine is weird

Friend: Your mom is so cool for letting you out of school though!

Henry: Like really, I'm pretty sure I saw a monkey with wing the other day, dude

Friend: I think Maine is messing with your head

Henry: I'm pretty sure my mom's dating a pirate. And the pirate has this fake hand, and he's pretty much my best friend here...

Friend: dude, what?

Shippers after the finale...

Rumpbelle: THEY'RE MARRIED, THEY GOT MARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw you, Rumple, but they got married and their wedding vows made me cry!!!!!

Snowing: BABIES!!!! They're so HAPPY AND I... JUST... YAY!!!! They spent their life finding eachother!!!

Captain Swan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Those two are totally an item and NO ITEM can convince me otherwise and AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Outlaw Queen: JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE, GUYS. LIKE, REALLY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! I'M FINE!!! SCREW EMMA!!!!

Swanfire: *still crying about Neal being at the beginning of 3x22 and then starts bawling when they name the baby Neal. Then has to go out and but a new tv when Captain swan kisses because they got mad and it's not their fault they didn't like what that enchanted box was saying* (Cora, anyone?)