If you don't ship Captain swan, I apologize in advance, but I do so please don't hate me for this!
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Hook's Ongoing Pursuit of Emma= H.O.P.E

Neal's Ongoing Pursuit of Emma= N.O.P.E

(I'm sorry, Swanfires)
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Remember when Killian said he was done with Emma in 2x09? Lol, what a liar...
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Killian: Nice save, Swan.

Emma: Thanks...I almost said Princess Buttercup before I caught myself.

Killian: Princess Buttercup?

Emma: It's a movie I use to watch all the time about a princess that falls in love with a pir....er...never mind...let's go."
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What I wish happened at the and of 3x11:

Hook: I know you can't remember me, but I can make you. *kisses Emma*

Emma: *knees him in his happy place*

Emma: What the hell are you doing?

Hook: Not getting my roger jollied that's what.

Or...

Emma: Who are you?

Hook: A pirate. My name is K-

Emma: Well, then, you're the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Hook: So you HAVE heard of me.

Emma: No. I haven't. *slams door*

CAPTAIN KILLIAN-JACK-SPARROW-JONES!!!

Hook: Swan! At last...

Emma: I know you... I made out with you once upon a dream... (To the song "Once Upon a Dream")

Actually, more like once upon a Neverland with the devil that is Peter Pan (thought I love him) possibly watching you... Carry on.

Emma: *shoves him away* What the hell are you doing? Don't touch me.

Hook: As...you...wish...

Emma: Oh my sweet Killian, what have I done?

True love's... words...??

Hook: You have to remem-

Emma: *slams door*

Henry: Who was that?

Emma: Stolen looks~ Steel hooks~ Things I almost remember~

But with time, you shall...

Hook: Look, I know this must seem crazy, but

Emma: *slams door*

Hook: Call me maybe?

And Walsh the monkey, will try to chaaase me, but here's some pictures of you and your baby! (Henry)
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When you realize that Cora and her two daughters are HUGE Captain Swan shippers:

Cora: Pointed out that Killian chose Emma over her. Pretty much made them meet.

Regina: Called Killian Emma's boyfriend long before it happened. The whole "yearning looks and doey eyes," comment.

Zelena: "Awww... You two are so adorable!" Rumple, drown the pirate so they kiss, because I want CAPTAIN SWAN SMOOCHIES!!!! Like, she seemed like she REALLY wanted them to kiss. I know it was to get rid of Emma's powers, but still. It had to be the lips? What about him just touching her? NOPE she wanted them to kiss. And thanks to her, we got the time travel adventure, so... Yeah, thanks, Zelena!
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As Killian and Emma dance peacefully in the background...

David: i can see what's happening

Katherine: what?

David: and they don't have a clue

Katherine: who?

David: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line

David: ...

David: ...

David: OUR TRIO'S DOWN TO TWO!!!

Katherine: What tri-

David: SHUT UP, I'M WATCHING MY OTP FALL IN LOVE!!!

Can you feel the love tonight!
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Grumpy: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

Emma: SERIOUSLY

Emma: ALL I WANT TO DO IS KISS THIS STUPID PIRATE

Emma: WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED OR IN LIFE THREATENING DANGER

Emma: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Grumpy: ...

Charming: ...

Mary Margaret: ...

Blue Fairy: ...

Archie: ...

Pongo: ...

Everyone: ...

Captain Swan shippers: APPARENTLY SO!!!

Emma: ugh fine where's the thing
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate how damn BEAUTIFUL Emma and Killian's children will be?!?
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What ship should I do next? Comment and let me know! Thanks for reading... Or not reading because you hate me... Or Captain Swan... Or both... You probably stopped reading this too...

~Jillchair8e