Quite frankly, I don't really want to talk about this episode. But I promised you all a chapter so here it is.

If I could sum up the ep in less than five words it would be "Nope. Stop. Bye." Or maybe "They didn't deserve it"

Either way, I am emotionally compromised and have no clue what to do with myself. That episode had me screaming from pure joy one second, and on the floor crying the next. Colin and Jen killed it.

I could get into how proud I am of Killian for sacrificing himself (a-fuckin-gain) or I could rant about how much I loathe Rumplestiltskin but was momentarily proud of him for putting dear old dad where he deserved. I could even get into how ready I am to stab Hades and send him straight back down into hell, or how happy I am about Regina and Zelena genuinely caring for each other FINALLY. But I won't, because I'm barely keeping myself together as it is.

All I'm going to say is

1. Captain Swan is true love, and I am screaming internally, eternally. (True love's tackle is the new true love's kiss) also, their little moment before she put her heart on the scale was legit everything. Her smile, his teasing, I cannot.

2. That goodbye scene ripped out my heart. She was crying and he was crying and I was crying and you were crying and everyone was crying.

3. The flashbacks were actually amazing, Emma being inspired to become a bail bonds person.

4. It's hilariously fitting that the Hades and the Wicked Witch of the West are true love.

And 5. We know Killian gets back. We know there's two kisses in front of the diner, and that they're in New York together in the finale, which is in two weeks. So really, we're only actually looking at two weeks of this torture, tops. I think we should really be worrying about Robin, because his future don't look too good.

Moral of the story: I hated and loved that episode, Captain Swan is gonna be fine, Killian will be back, and Robin is probably fucked.

I'll see you guys next week, after Killian's funeral (why god why) when he's possibly back, and I'm very likely losing my shit.

(You guys can check my book "Captain Swan One Shots" over the week for my theory of what's going to happen, because I'll be writing a one shot about it there.)