Previously on Once Upon a Time:

AUGUST, BABY I MISSED YOU!

RUMPLE GO SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR BUTT!

BELLE, PLEASE BE MORE INTELLIGENT.

KILLIAN WHERE ARE YOU?

CAPTAIN SWAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

REGINA DO SOMETHINGGGG!!!

MELEFICENT I KINDA DON'T HATE YOU???

I SWEAR, RUMPLE GO SHOOT YOURSELF PLEASE!!

Next on Once Upon a Time:

Can they go an entire season without killing off someone else important?

Who is Marco going to kill when he finds out about August?

Why is the Jolly Roger back?

Please give me Emma finding Killian after Ursula throws him in the water and another "Killian, come back to me," moment!

RUMPLE SHOVES A CACTUS UP HIS REAR END.

Outlaw Queen reunion???!!!

What the hell is *insert name here* doing here?

Killian what did you DOOO?

HENRY DOES SOMETHING MAYBE???