A/N: Guess who's not dead (on the outside)! But lately my brain has been like this;

My Brain: So I have a new idea for another story!

Me: That's great! So what about the story I'm currently working on that people actually read?

My Brain: ....

My Brain: So my idea is -!

It's not like I haven't started the next chapter, I have...

...I just don't know how to finish it.

Also, we got a Switch for Christmas and I was finally able to play Pokemon Sword and Shield. Also, I decided to give Fire Emblem: Three Houses a try.

Speaking of Three Houses, I just finished the Blue Loins route. Which route should I do next? I was thinking of doing the Black Eagles next but my brother (who also started playing it) said that there was two routes to that one.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy what I managed to put together. Which is to talk a bit about My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!

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Ami created a chat.

Ami added (Y/N), Takumi, and Info-kun to the chat.

Chat name changed to Bi Rights.

Ami: It's here!

Ami: This isn't a drill! It's here!!!

Ami: It's finally f*cking here!!!!

Takumi: I'm kinda afraid to ask, but what's here?

Ami:

Ami: I'm glad you asked.

Info-kun: Oh god, I'm scared.

Takumi: There was no avoiding avoiding the inevitable. Might as well get it over with now.

Info-kun: You know I hate it when you're right.

Takumi: >:3

Info-kun: No.

Ami: If you gays are done, I'd like to enlighten you.

Info-kun: Don't you mean guys?

Ami: No.

Takumi:

Ami: Anyways, I was talking about a new anime that just got released.

Info-kun: I've should have known.

Takumi: Your nickname is starting to sound inaccurate.

Info-kun: Stfu!!

Ami: Gays calm down!

Info-kun: Guys^

Ami: No.

Ami: And it's not just any anime!

Ami:

Ami: It's this bi masterpiece!

(Y/N): Hold the f*ck up!

(Y/N): The anime finally came out, and you're just now telling me about this?!

Info-kun: Your phone was probably blowing up and you're just now responding?

(Y/N): I was feeding my cat.

(Y/N): Also wtf Ami?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!

Ami: Too far...

(Y/N): I have cookies.

Ami: Give me 30 minutes.

Takumi: Whipped.

(Y/N):  I made the cookies myself.

Takumi: I'm joining you two.

Info-kun: What were you saying about being whipped?

Takumi: F*ck off!

Ami: No fighting gays!

Info-kun: Guys!

Ami: No!

Ami: Also should I bring popcorn, since it's likely we'll watch more anime after this?

(Y/N): Yes. And ice cream!

Ami: Consider it done.

Info-kun: Wait Takumi, you're going to watch anime with them just for cookies?!

Takumi: You underestimate the power of cookies my friends.

Takumi: Also this isn't the first time.

Info-kun: What?!

(Y/N): I don't invite you that much anymore cause you look miserable whenever you have to interact with people in person.

Takumi: You should probably change your nickname.

Info-kun: I'm going to punch you.

Takumi: You'd have to leave the house for that.

(Y/N): Oh sh*t!

Ami: Gays, what did I say about fighting?!

Info-kun: GUYS!

Ami: NO!

Takumi: Anyways what's the anime about?

Ami: Give me a second.

Ami:

(Y/N): Or you know, 7 moronsexuals* fall in love a local dumb*ss who's too busy trying not to die.

(Y/N): And yes the other girls want to date her too.

(Y/N):

(Y/N): Look me the eyes and tell me that's not the look of a lesbian/bi/pan/non straight person; I f*cking dare you.

Ami: I mean, I don't blame Maria and the others. Bakarina is hot, even if she's really stupid.

Info-kun: Please don't turn this into another thirst rant.

Ami: Rude.

Ami: I won't do that this time. I don't want to spoil anything.

Info-kun: I'm not going to watch it.

(Y/N): But Takumi is.

Ami: The Normie is evolving, I'm so proud.

Ami:

Ami: Soon you'll be one of us.

Info-kun: No!

(Y/N): Join the dark side, we have cookies.

Takumi: I'm already close to your house.

(Y/N): Good. >:3

Ami: I'm almost there as well.

Info-kun: Takumi no!

Ami: Takumi yes!

Ami: Sorry, but I'm afraid your fellow gay has left you ~!

Info-kun has left the chatroom

(Y/N): He left us again.

Takumi: He's tired of our sh*t.

Takumi: Also, Ami and I are here.

Ami: Open the door! My hands are full!

(Y/N): Them how are you texting right now?

Ami: I'm gay, the rules don't apply to me.

(Y/N): Fair enough.

(Y/N): Alright, I'm coming.

(Y/N), Ami, and Takumi has left the chatroom.

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1) Moronsexual: someone who is attracted to stupid people.

Hopefully the next chapter doesn't take another couple months to finish.

I make no promises. I gave a slow updates warning for a reason.

Anyways, thank you once again for your patience.

Till next time!