A/N: Too lazy to color the background. Also, I totally didn't purposely title another chapter after a song...I have no idea what you're talking about...

(I couldn't resist, it was stuck in my head.)
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"So you're also a student at Akademi High?" Mr. Saikou asked me.

"That's correct. I'm a second year student." I replied, using my sweetest (phony) kind tone.

"Are you apart of any clubs?" Mr. Saikou asked.

"I've been taking kendo lessons for years now, so I'm afraid I don't really have time for clubs." I half lie with a fake smile.

"(Y/N)-san is a very well balanced student. Astonishing memory, excellent combat skills, an efficient strategist, and so much more." Megamo explained to his father.

When the f*ck did I become this bastard's child?! He sounds like a f*cking doting father.

"I see, you have a lot potential for the future (L/N)-san." Mr. Saikou said.

...And this is where I attempt to keep myself from spitting out the sparking summer Limeade I was drinking and laugh like there was no tomorrow.

...Pfft!! Potential for the future! That's a good one! And Ami would give up on yaoi and yuri!

Note to self, stop drinking so much while having a conversation with Mr. Saikou. I think he's a heavyweight, he has had about 3 drinks and yet his speech hasn't even faltered. And I heard someone at a nearby table said that the champagne they served was really strong. I wouldn't know though, since all us minor's were given non alcoholic beverages. It's a shame really, a drunk Megamo would be hilarious.

"Pardon me for the interruption, however someone at the entrance hall wishes to speak to you father." An unfamiliar voice said.

I look at the new face, he had similar features to Mr. Saikou and Megamo. He gave off a really b*tchy vibe though.

I guess what Info-kun said was true. Megamo does have a younger brother. Though from what I've heard, they don't get along too well.

"I'll go right away." Mr. Saikou said, standing up. "I apologize, but we'll have to finish our conversation some other time (L/N)-san."

"That's alright, I know you're very busy." I responded.

About f*cking time.

As soon as Mr. Saikou left, Megamo's brother turned to me and gave a dirty look.

Why am I getting Whitley Schnee vibes from him?

"Are you really going out with my brother?" He asked.

Oh wait, I know exactly why. Ugh, the Saikou family is going drive me up a damn bloody wall!

"Of course she is going out with me! Why? You don't think I handle a relationship?" Megamo taunted.

Okay, first of all, b*tch stop saying weird sh*t when I'm trying to take a drink. Second of all, thanks for the red flag telling me that I'm going be in the middle of your f*cking sibling rivalry. Third of all, GOING OUT WITH YOU!?! WHAT THE F*CK!?! I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU! B*TCH YOU MAY HAVE MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING BUT I CAN STILL FIND WAYS TO KICK YOUR *SS IN THIS DRESS!!!

Okay I'm good...mostly.

It seems that Megamo suddenly went out of character. It obviously has something to do with his sibling rivalry with his brother. But he keeps presenting me to others as his girlfriend. When did this become Nisekoi?!

"I've never seen interested in any female like that before..." Megamo's brother stated, clearly unconvinced. "Are you two really dating ~? Are you able to prove it ~?"

Shut up you f*cking Whitley Schnee wannabe! Those are f*cking trigger words and I can't escape yet!

"Of course I can prove it." Megamo shot back.

F*********cking sh*****t, damn it!!!!

Their f*cking family can burn in hell for all I care!

It's at times like these I kind of wish that minors could drink...

I took one last swig of my non alcoholic drink as Megamo stood up from his chair and stood in front of me.

"Care to dance?" Megamo asked, extending his hand out to me.

If I say no, will it just end right there?

...Probably not.

"Of course." I replied, forcing a "sweet" smile, standing up.

I placed a hand in Megamo's as he pulled me in closer. I'd much rather stay (100,000,000,000+) 50 feet away from him, but obviously it would look bad if I pushed him away from me.

Our fingers intertwined as we made our way to the dance floor. Our steps became in sync with each other, trying to carefully avoid stepping on anyone's toes.

Eventually, we somehow ended up smack in the middle of the dance floor. I could feel the eyes of the people around us.

"That's Saikou-sama's oldest son right?" Someone (not really) whispered.

"Is that his girlfriend?" Another person also "whispered."

Honestly, they're not being very secretive about their "private" conversation.

"It's about time..." Megamo quietly muttered in French.

I bit the bottom of my lip in order to stop a smirk from making its way onto my face.

...And the last bit of evidence confirms all.

I know why Megamo Saikou asked me to attend a banquet as his date.

Clever f*cking bastard. I'm gonna have fun coming up with a punishment later.

At the end of the song that was playing - some fancy sh*t I don't recognize - Megamo dips me at certain angle, careful not to drop me, and the people watching us give their applause.

In the corner of my eye, I spot Megamo's now pissed off brother huff and attempt not to stomp away, but that's obviously what he's doing.

Whoever said that the Saikou siblings were mature needs an eye check.

Megamo and I walked off the dance floor, Megamo feeling proud.

Yeah, I'm convinced. I lost the real Megamo, I have no idea who this small lost child is.

"Care to explain yourself?" I said to Megamo in French.

Megamo must have been caught off guard, considering that he flinched.

"I'll explain later." Megamo replied. "I'll be right back, we can leave once I come back."

Wait, it's that late already?!

Granted, I wanted to leave the moment I got here but I thought I'd be stuck here till past midnight.

"Alright, I'll be waiting." I replied before Megamo left...

...Nearly an hour ago.

He's taking too long...

I may not like Megamo but he's the only one here that I know. I'd rather not socialize with a bunch of rich strangers.

I leaned my back on the wall, lazily playing with my necklace.

"I could have been watching anime and being fat right now..." I bitterly muttered under my breath.

"Excuse me..." An unfamiliar male said, interrupting my thoughts.

F*ck, I have to be social again.

I stopped playing with my necklace and looked at the male stranger in front of me. He looked around my age, ash blonde hair and piercing golden eyes.

"Do you need something?" I asked, pretending to be nice (and pretending to give a damn).

I'm just going to assume that my prayers for nothing cliché to happen will go unanswered.

"Well you were all alone and I was wondering if I could accompany you." The male stated.

Yeah, I thought so...

"I'm alright by myself, I was just waiting for someone." I responded.

Translation: Go away, piss off.

If we're going full cliché on this, Megamo better get his rich *ss over here right now.

"Really? Cause you look bored out of your mind." The male said.

I'll admit that I was a little caught off guard.

Can he see through my facade? Megamo doesn't even seem to ask any questions.

"Was I being obvious?" I asked.

"I'll admit, that smile you put up masks it pretty well. But when you fake a smile as much as me during a fancy party, it's pretty easy to tell the difference between a real smile and a fake one." He said.

"I take it you're not a fan of participating in rich people parties?" I asked.

"I hate them. I'm only here because of my parents, and you?" He responded.

"Forced by someone who goes to my school. I tried to turn him down but he went as far as to owe me a favor if I agreed." I said. "I'd rather not be here either..."

"Agreed..." The male said.

"...I'd rather be at home watching anime..." The two of us said at the same time.

The two of us quietly starred at each other before breaking in a fit of laughter. One or two people gave us some weird looks, but for the most part no one payed any attention to us.

"F*cking weeb!" I shot at him, still laughing.

"Husbando and waifu loving trash!" He shot right back, also continuing to laugh.

"Letting loose feels nice actually..." I said.

"Especially when people are constantly judging everything..." He continued.

"No kidding." I agreed. "My school eats up rumors at the drop of a hat."

"I guess we're both used to faking smiles." The male said.

"(Y/N)-san, I'm back!" Megamo said, coming out of nowhere. "We can get going now."

"I guess you have to leave now..." The male said.

"Yup!" I replied, standing up straight. "While I admit that talking with you has been refreshing, I'd really like to get out of this dress as soon as possible! See ya!"

I walked towards Megamo, putting on my mask once more.

The two of us left the building and were now waiting for the limo Megamo called.

"Pretending that I'm your girlfriend just get your little brother off your back." I casually mentioned. "I didn't know that you would do such a thing Megamo-kun."

"You figured it out long before the dance, didn't you?" Megamo asked.

"Pretty much. Asking me to be your date at a banquet was a pretty big red flag already. And how you and your brother talk with each other gives off the type of relationship the two of you have." I explained. "Your statement during the dance just confirmed my suspicions."

"I deeply apologize for my childish behavior today." Megamo said. "It's just, my father wishes to make one of us continue building up the Saikou corporation, so having a girlfriend indicates that we value the company's desire to grow."

Yeah, you chose the wrong person. Little kids are a bunch of little sh*ts. Oh, and the fact that I'm biromantic asexual. That alone should be a red flag that you chose the wrong person.

"So you had me pretend to be your girlfriend just to get your brother off your back." I stated.

"Correct. Kencho-kun claims to be able to easily get a girlfriend, and he constantly gloats about it." Megamo explained. "I needed to use you to shut him up. It was childish of me, I apologize for my behavior once again."

"Of course, now you owe me a favor." I said, trying to hide the evil intentions behind that line.

I placed my index finger under his chin and gave him the sweetest of smiles.

"I'll be waiting for a golden opportunity for this one." I said, hiding the double meaning of my words.

Just then the limo arrived. I turned away from Megamo.

"Our ride is here, let's go." I said.

"Of course..." Megamo replied.

I hope that boy realizes that he dug his own grave.

To be continued.

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A/N: Finally done with this damn chapter. I accidentally ended up making a new character, whoops...

Also, how do I put this nicely...

...There's a reason why I mentioned after the prologue that updates will be slow, and that I don't want a bunch of comments asking me to update.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad so many of you like this terrible grammar piece of crap I call a story. But I don't need what feels like 50+ people asking for an update.

All I'm asking is for less "please update" comments. I'm okay with the ones that say to take my time and don't rush, but please don't over do it with the comments asking for an update.

With that said, I have a question for you all.

Shall I add Ami and Takumi to the list of love interests?

I seen a few people interested in them so I want to know if it's a good idea. I know a lot of people want Nemesis-kun, I'll (eventually) put him in later on.

Also as a reminder, please let me know if there is anyone else you're interested in. If enough people want said person, I'll consider it.

Thank you for reading so far.