Avengers Adoption and Persona 5 Chatroom
A/N: Spoilers to the MCU. And maybe kinda Persona 5. I mean by now pretty much everyone should know how Infinity War ends, but like I said in the MLB chapter: you never know.
Hope you enjoy.
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(Y/N) created a chat.
(Y/N) added Ami, Takumi, and Info-kun.
Chat name changed to WTF Marvel!?!
(Y/N): WTF Marvel!?!
Info-kun: I think you made your point already (Y/N)...
(Y/N): No! No I did not! Cause sh*t just got so f*cking real right now; that I can't even make a dark joke about it!
Takumi: That's a load of bullsh*t and you know it.
(Y/N): You know me too well.
(Y/N):
Ami: You motherf*cking b*tch!!!
Ami: Leave my poor Spiderson alone already!!!
(Y/N): I needed a dark joke to express my feeling of what the f*ckery to Marvel!
Takumi: Um, why?
(Y/N): BECAUSE OF THIS HORSESH*T RIGHT HERE!!
(Y/N):
Ami: !!!
Ami: Hold up just a second.
Info-kun: You know that things will be fine by the end of this right?
Takumi: And besides, didn't they confirm another Spider-Man movie?
(Y/N): Yeah, but people are saying that Captain America or Iron Man will die and that's no bueno!!!
(Y/N): And the sh*t Chris Evans has been saying is not f*cking helping!!!
Ami: WTF Marvel!?!
Ami: What's with this depressing as hell sh*t?!
Ami: Someone just stab me with a katana already so I can feel something less painful!!
(Y/N): You're too far.
Takumi: My katana is too far.
Ami: F*ck me.
Ami: That's it! I'm adopting all the Avengers.
Ami: And all the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ami: And Loki.
Ami: Basically everyone in the MCU.
Ami: Except Thanos. B*tch killed half of my children and didn't show up in a goddamn helicopter!
(Y/N): And he yeeted his adopted daughter off a cliff.
Ami: B*tch I will cut you!
(Y/N): You'll have to get past Kuroi first.
Ami: F*ck you!
(Y/N): Well honey, if you insist ~!
Ami:
Ami: *sshole.
(Y/N): I aim to please~!
(Y/N):
Info-kun: You two done now?
Ami: NeVeR!
Ami: But as of now, yeah.
Takumi: You know if people saw this, they would question our friendship.
(Y/N): And to that I must say to them; clearly they don't have any best friends!
Ami: A good friend would never insult you...
(Y/N): ...But a best friend will call you out on your b*llshit, and yet they'd still help you bury the body!
(Y/N): Why do you think I still haven't ratted out Info-kun?
Info-kun: I thought it was just because you liked to spend my extra cash on food every time we go out?
(Y/N): That too.
Takumi: How is it that you haven't gotten in trouble yet?
Info-kun: The principal can't do sh*t when I can expose his *ss with the click of a button.
Ami: Can you do that with this one b*tch at my school who keeps trying to ruin my cosplay's?
Info-kun: Give me their name and I'll see what I can do.
Ami: I'll do that over a more private text.
(Y/N): Hold up! Some b*tch is trying to ruin your cosplay's?!
(Y/N): They didn't touch the Tom Holland Rihanna one did they?!
Ami: No comment.
(Y/N): They did!!!
Ami: Oh sh*t...
(Y/N): Give me the b*tch's address!
Takumi: Tom Holland Rihanna?
(Y/N):
Takumi: The f*ck...?
Info-kun: You had to ask...
Ami: I had to make a cosplay of my son's legendary performance.
Info-kun: He's older than you.
Ami: Hush child! He's still my son!
Ami: Even if he can't pronounce croissant right!
(Y/N): But like, give me the b*tch's address so I can stab a hoe!
Ami: Don't go murdering people because of me!
(Y/N): Hon, I know you want this b*tch to pay!
Ami: Yeah, but I need you to bail me out of jail if I ever get caught doing something illegal.
(Y/N): Fine...
(Y/N): But seriously, if they try to ruin any more cosplay's; send me their address.
Takumi: Me too.
Ami: Guys!
Info-kun: Let's just change the subject already.
(Y/N): Fine...
(Y/N): That being said, have you people seen the new Super Smash Bro's Ultimate Character?!
Ami: piranha plant?
Takumi: The middle finger for Waluigi fans everywhere?
(Y/N): No!
(Y/N): But that was funny.
(Y/N): I'm talking about this:
(Y/N):
Ami: Hold up!?!
Takumi: Is that what I think it is?!
(Y/N): And the freak-out begins in...
Info-kun: ...3...
(Y/N): ...2...
Info-kun: ...1.
(Y/N): ...1.
Ami: OMG!!!! HOLY SH*T!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!
Takumi: Welp! I don't need food or new kendo armor! Nintendo can just shut up and take my money.
(Y/N): RIP logical Takumi.
Info-kun: You and Ami were the ones to drag him to the dark side.
(Y/N): All we did have him play Persona 5 with us.
(Y/N): It's not my fault that it's a good game.
Ami: Excuse me while I go and buy Super Smash Bro's Ultimate... I have a DLC to get...
(Y/N): Buy me an Nintendo switch please!!!
(Y/N): I know you're loaded woman!!!
Takumi: Buy me one too!!! I'll even let you call me a normie without complaints!!!
Ami: Temping, but it will take more than that to convince me to by two Nintendo switch's and three Super Smash Bro's Ultimate games. I'm not a simple woman you know!
Info-kun: That's bullsh*t.
Ami: Zip it child!
(Y/N): I will draw your favorite yaoi and yuri ship for you!!!
Ami: F*ck...!
Info-kun: What was that about not being a simple woman~?
Ami: Shut up!
Ami: Are you serious? If I buy you guys the Nintendo switch's you would draw my favorite yaoi and yuri ship for me?
(Y/N): In color!
Ami: Would you even add; you know what?!
(Y/N): How big do you want them to be?
Ami: Digital or traditional?
(Y/N): Whichever you prefer.
Ami: Finish one of them and I'll buy the Nintendo switch's. I'll give them to you once the second one is finished.
Ami: Also Takumi, I get to call you a normie for at least a month without any complaints.
Takumi: Consider it done.
(Y/N): It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Info-kun: The f*ck? I just watched a drug deal go down.
(Y/N): It's called: I may have enough money for a basket full of Pocky, but buying an Nintendo switch will make me go broke.
Takumi: And it's not like Ami is short on money. Not with all those cosplay's she does.
Ami: >:3
(Y/N): Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to draw a certain someone some yaoi and yuri.
(Y/N): By the way Ami, text me the details about what you want.
Ami: Will do!
Info-kun: I'm going to go find some blackmail now, see ya!
Takumi: There's no reason to be here now so I'm gonna go too.
Ami: What a normie response.
Takumi: It's going to be a long month...
(Y/N): I'll be sure to make your funeral looks nice~!
Ami: Pupupu~! >:3
(Y/N), Ami, Takumi, and Info-kun have left the chatroom.
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A/N: Originally I was going to do another Christmas special, but it was pretty clear that I wasn't going to be able to finish it on time.
I say that because I had drawn something for that chapter; but since I couldn't finish the chapter, I'll show it here:
I finally drew Ami in color! And yes, she's wearing a Chat Noir themed Winter outfit.
I hope it turned out okay. Anyways, until the next update!
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