Dark was doing his normal thing over the weekend. Usually he'd sit at his desk and work himself to death but he promised the others he'd try and live a little.

Anti especially gave him hell for it.

He was taking a small walk in the park with his cane in hand (of course in his suit ). He took a deep breathe and enjoyed the fresh air. There was hardly any people around, actually so it was pretty peaceful and the sun was out but it was also a bit chilly in the beginning of spring weather.

A few women ogled him but he paid them no mind. He was never interested in anyone romantically like Wilford always was.

As Dark trodded along the park's path, he suddenly heard a familiar laugh. An almost flirty one.

And then another laugh from someone else.

Two people came around a corner from behind some trees and without thinking, Dark hid behind some tall bushes like a creep.

But he was glad he did.

'What the absolute hell?!' 

Walking by him was Yandere and Jackie!

They were linked together and laughing at some stupid joke. Yandere had a nice outfit on they had gotten for Christmas and Jackie had on his signature hero-wear.

Dark narrowed his eyes in suspicion, 'I thought they were just friends. What in the hell is Jackie doing hanging out with Yandere like this? I thought he didn't like them like that!? He better not be messing with them!'

Hiding in the shadows, he decided to trail behind them, watching their movements carefully. He knew that technically he was stalking them but he cared about Yandere. He almost wanted to knock Jackie upside the head with his cane but knew that would cause a whole NEW mess of problems.

Dark followed them the rest of their walk and after they stopped at an ice cream shoppe. Then before they could see him, he teleported home to Raspy Hill.

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"I don't know what to do, Google!" he ranted to the android, "Yandere's just a kid! They don't need a boyfriend!"

"Are you positive their relationship is of that status? You might just be mistaken. Plus technically Yandere is the same age as all of us"

"I know what making a move looks like, Google." Dark glared at him, "And they were BOTH doing it! And don't sass me!"

"So they both enjoyed each other's company? I fail to see how that is bad?"

Dark groaned, "Oh forget it! Just make sure to keep those cameras working. Watch their every move."

Google, ever the sassy machine, rolled his eyes but nodded, "Very well. I'll send the feed to your devices as well"

Dark nodded in confidence and left the room, only somewhat feeling guilty. He knew he shouldn't spy but he couldn't help it!

He was walking to his own room, opening the door when he nearly jumped uncharacteristically, "Wil! What in the hell are doing!?"

Wilford seemed to have been waiting for Dark to enter his room and grinned widely, "Darky-boy! I see you're back from your walk! How was it?"

Dark sighed, "Terrible, Wil" he went over and set his cane at his desk, "I think Yandere is dating" he said it in a disgusted manner.

Wil's face contorted for a moment but went back to easy-going quite quickly, "Aw no worries, pal! I'm sure they'll be safe!"

"It's Jackie"

Then he frowned, "Hm. . . . I suppose that's different then. The hero didn't really appreciate Yan's affections before. So why now?"

"I don't know" Dark logged onto his computer to view Google's camera feed live, "But I'm going to find out. I'm thinking he might just be using them to borrow their weapons for fighting perhaps. Or maybe for something more . . . . intimate"

"Kinky"

"Wil, no. Not with the weapons. . . .nevermind" Dark waved him off, "I'll let you know if something happens with it. Don't let Yan know that we know."

"Ya got it chief! Don't work yourself too hard, now! You know Yan can take care of themselves. You should get a date yourself!" with that, Wilford winked and at him and walked out of his room whistling.

Dark sighed and watched through Google's weirdly stalkerish cameras around the city. Luckily, Dark had everyone's phones or devices chipped so it was easy to lock onto Yan's location.

He found them still nearby by park and it looked as if they were both just talking and having fun. Like friends.

But Dark wouldn't be fooled. Something had to be up here.

He knew Jackie had reconciled with them at Christmas but willingly hanging out with them at ice cream shoppes and parks? 

No, this had date written all over it and Dark was pissed.

He had half a mind to call Anti to see if he knew anything but he didn't want him to get caught up in this tangle. No, he'd figure it out himself.

Dark watched as time clicked by slowly and the two just talked a lot mostly. And although he couldn't hear what they were saying, Dark could tell it was engaging at least for the both of them.

'After what that prick did to Anti, no way in hell will I let him anywhere near Yan!' Dark gripped his cane in his hand tightly, 'He may have changed but it still stands that Yan is also a bit of a  . . . .psychopath sometimes. If they so happened to do something wrong, what would the hero do?'

Soon, however, their visit with each other grew quite boring and it wasn't long before Dark fell asleep at his desk with the camera still on the now empty table.

'Snap!' 'Snap!'

Dark awoke some hours later hearing something loud close to his ears.

Like someone snapping their fingers.

Groggily, Dark opened his eyes and blinked as he lifted up his head.

He nearly freaked, however, when he saw Yandere in front of him, "Gah! Y-Yan! Hey there, you! How you doing today?"

Yandere did not look amused.

"You think I'm stupid, Dark?" they asked.

"What do you mean?" he tried to act stupid himself.

They looked pissed now, "I fucking saw you, you moron! You were stalking Jackie and I!"

Dark shrunk in his chair, "Oh. . . . .that."

The delicate sociopath ego put their hands on their hips and somehow they looked even more intimidating, "I'm not a master of creeping myself for nothing, you know. Why were you stalking us?"

Dark grunted a little to clear his throat and shut his computer quickly so Yan couldn't see what was on it, "Well . . . .I wasn't at first. . . . . I was walking in the park when I saw you both."

"And?" they glared daggers at him.

"I didn't want to interrupt things with whomever you were talking to! So I hid. . . . in hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have. Seems quite weird now"

"You think?"

"Oh don't even. We both know you've done the same thing to Anti and I!"

"Answer why. I asked you why and you haven't answered yet, Dark. Old man, you better-"

Dark stood up tall and it was Yan's turn to shrink a little, "I was just worried about you, Yan. And then when I saw it was Jackie who you were hanging around with. . .. you know what he's done, don't you?"

Yandere rolled their eyes, "Okay? . . . . And he's apologized for it. He's apologized to me AND Anti so I don't see the problem. Besides, we're just friends. I don't understand why you're so worked up"

Dark narrowed his eyes at them, "Just friends?"

Yan looked annoyed, "Jackie wanted to know how to use shuriken. So I was telling him about how to use them and other special weapons and how to clean them."

"Oh"

"What'd you think we were talking about?"

Dark shrugged, "I thought you were on a date"

"Bahahahaahahah!!!!" Yandere bust out laughing, "Geez! I may of had a crush on him for a while before but I'm not into him anymore! Didn't I make that clear?" they straightened their skirt, "Besides, I'm into someone else now. Jackie's not my senpai anymore."

Dark hummed and narrowed his eyes at them suspiciously, "Wh-who is your senpai now?"

Yandere winked and giggled, "Not telling. Just stay out of my life and I'll stay out of yours, okay? Or do you WANT everyone to see that video of Septic groping you?"

"I didn't consent to that!"

"Doesn't matter. You'll still get shit for it"

"Little devil. You've learned too much from Wil" he did slightly smirk, though.

Yandere rolled their eyes and sauntered out the door, "Just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours! See you later, old man! Supper's about done"

"Yeah, yeah. I'll be down in a bit"

"Want me to get it pureed for you so you don't have to work your poor old gums?"

Dark started to glow red and his eyes went black and Yan just decided to run for it.

As they did run off, Dark sighed and calmed down, still smiling a little, 'Little shit. At least I don't have to worry about Jackie stealing their heart. But now who's their NEW senpai?!'