Sam: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like, "I'm horny for Halloween but I don't wanna f*ck a pumpkin", you feel?

Tom: I think the word you're looking for is "excited"

Ethan: You see, I also know my fair share of Effie's taste in music. I like Olivia Rodrigo, uh Billy Joel, um...

Ethan: [squints at cue card Winnie is holding behind Effie ]

Ethan: Naylor Swift

Jet: You wanna hear a joke? Porta-geese!

Iris: Wait, that's a language.

Winnie: Porta-gull.

Jolene: Nice recovery.

Effie: I think you mean, nice re-dove-ery!

[Few hours later]

Ethan: Turkey! How did we miss Turkey?!

Demetri: Effie and I are playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Nathan: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Demetri: Not when you're playing with Effie. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

Daniel: Effie, there's no easy way to say this, but...you're adopted.

Effie: No I'm not. You just taped a note onto my back that says "Child of Miyagi-Do Karate" in Sharpie.

Demetri: I can be your partner for the next race!

Sam: Sorry, Demetri, it's a sibling race.

Anthony: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.

Sam: It's only children, Anthony. A lonely child is what you're gonna be after I sell you!

Johnny: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Daniel: I almost died!

Johnny: That was my fondest memory.

Sam: [setting down a card] Ace of Spades.

Robbie: [pulling an Uno card] Uno reverse card.

Demetri: [dramatically placing a Pokémon card] Charmander, I choose you!

Tom: [trembling] What are we playing?

Iris: You're on a date with someone who refers to guacamole as avocado jelly, what do you do?

Jolene: Bash their brains in.

Winnie: Propose.

Effie: Bold of you to assume I'm on a date.

Effie: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Demetri: You say 'you people' like you're not part of the group. Well I've got news for you, bud. You're already on the Christmas card.

Effie: Some people like Sam or Tory give off a vibe of... right away, they're like "Do not f*ck with me."

Effie: My vibe is more like "Hey, you could pour hot soup on my lap, and I'd probably apologise to you."

Daniel: Are you okay?

Effie: Yeah, it's just the onions-

Daniel:  [To the onions] What the F*CK did you say to her?!

Sam: [wakes up after surgery] Where's Miguel?

Tom: ...Who do you think gave you the heart?

Sam: WHAT-

Tom: Just kidding, he's in the bathroom.

Cath: [yelling] Hey!

Daniel: [whispering] Keep your voice down, everyone's sleeping!

Cath: [whispering] Oh, sorry...

Daniel: [whispering] So what's up?

Cath: [whispering] The dojo just got trashed.

Daniel: [yelling] WHAT?

Effie: Hello? There was a stop sign.

Johnny: I totally paused.

Demetri: I will put down my A to make "A."

Sam: I will add to your "A" to make "AT."

Miguel: I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT."

Effie: I will add to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC."

Tory: [Flips the board in anger]

Hawk: WHO LET THIS KID PLAY?

Daniel: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Sam: No.

Effie: I do.

Daniel: I know, Effie.

Effie: I'm sad.

Daniel: I know, Effie.

Winnie: I currently have seven empty notebooks and no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Jolene: Put spaghetti in it.

Winnie: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone except for you.

Effie: Put spaghetti in it.

Winnie: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone except for the two of you.

Jolene: Put spaghetti in it.

Winnie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Effie: I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

Hawk: What does that MEAN?!

Johnny: Euphemia, I screwed up big time.

Effie: Mr. Weasel, given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific.

Johnny: I have an idea.

Effie: A good one?

Johnny: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 

Johnny: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Miguel: That's a trashcan.

Effie: I have this amazing plan!

Tom: We fail almost every time you say that.

Effie: Well, this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

Johnny: *Delirious* Blood loss? Nooo, I know exactly where it is! Outside on the floor!

Miguel: Sensei, your blood is supposed to be inside you.

Johnny: *Deliriously smug* Mines inside me!

Effie: You have internal bleeding! That's not good either!

Effie: What's for dinner?

Cath: I can't tell you. It's a soup-prise!

Anthony: Is it soup?

Cath: I soup-pose it could be. 

Sam: Enough with the soup puns!

Cath: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Tom: Stop!

*An hour later*

Effie: It's forking tacos?!?!

Daniel: Cath, is that my mug you're drinking out of?

Cath: No, it's mine.

Daniel: It looks just like the one I have. 

Cath: You don't have one like this anymore.

Effie: Bonsai is miserable.

Daniel: [pointing to Bonsai just sitting there] So you're saying that this is a different emotion from the one we've seen for the past five years?

Effie: A mother knows.

Jet: Iris, did it hurt when—

Iris: Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?

Jet: No, when you fell for me.