The first time I heard about bottoms and tops was my friend deliberating over whether she was a bottom or top in seventh grade, and since then, it's continued to be a very big matter on everyone's minds.

Personally, I don't think tops and bottoms exist as much in straight relationships, but all my straight friends will still scream that they aren't bottoms. So do my gay friends. Most of them haven't had sex or even hooked up, and I really don't get this whole thing of NoOoOo I'm NoT a BoTtOM

Also, I agree with the idea that (at least in non hetero relationships) this whole thing against bottoming is a bit misogynistic. 

Anyway, my friends (and even extended friend group? Like the people that your friends are friends with or your friend's friends are friends with) all of them haven't shut up about not being bottoms for a while, but it comes up now because I have a group chat with two of my close friends (they're also both straight, so I don't really see how it matters at all) over which of us is bottoms and tops.

Also neither one has dated at all?? Especially in the past few weeks, they've been constantly going at it, as well as discussing who's a daddy and who's a little. One of them has put multiple polls on her close friends story, and they've sent screenshots from asking other people we're friends with. They also involve whether or not I'm a little or daddy or top or bottom or any of that.

I play along a little bit because I don't want to be a killjoy, and I'll call them both bottoms and whatnot, but it's annoying

Also it's not exactly going to be relevant to my life ever, so that's another reason I'm not head over heels to spend time fighting tooth and nail to convince everyone I'm a top.

HOWEVER!!!! Something wonderful happened yesterday because I said something like, "how about y'all can be switches or whatever and I'll watch Netflix in the other room." 

And one of them decided this means I relinquish my right to make any commentary about them being tops or bottoms.

WHICH IS AMAZING BECAUSE THEN I CAN BE LIKE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION AND I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH MOST OF THEIR BULLSHIT ANYMORE

But still, nOt To PrEsS mY aSeXuAl AgEnDa, but I don't think anyone should think being top or bottom is bad. Just kidding, the ace agenda is just eating cake. Don't let the allos know :)

So yeah!! People should get a life!!

Also I want to make another chapter about coming out, but I'm not completely sure what to include, so please ask me or comment anything you want included in it