The director of the prestigious college FITE was giving the welcome speech to the first year students. He concluded the speech and asked them to make themselves comfortable in the hostel rooms.

There Jignesh Patel and Parth Kashyap entered their room and closed the door quickly.

J: aee Parth bhai suna hai yahaan ragging bahut jabardast hoti hai...
He was biting his nails with face completely fear stricken...

P: haan yrr jiggy suna to maine bhi hai..aisa karenge door nahi kholenge koi ayega to...

J: aapki to itni body bhi hai aap ye baat bol re ho...aapse ye ummeed ni thi...mujhe laga aap mujhe bachaoge

P: kya yrr jiggy mard ko bhi dard hota hai

They were talking when suddenly somebody started banging their door harshly.

P: kaun hai?
He tried to sound confident but failed miserably...

Person on the door: tera baap hu...khol bey darwazaa..

After thinking very much they opened the door thinking that it would be worst if they didn't open.

Person: itna time lagta hai kholne mein...seniors ki izzat karni nhi sikhayi kisi ne
Tumhari punishment hai ki Har word ke aage mujhse ji lagaa kar baat karoge tum samjhe

J: sa..samjh gye JI vaise aapka naam kya hai JI

Person: aise nhi oe har word ke baad ji.. Or mera naam hai RANDHIR SINGH SHEKHAWAT..

J: accha JI samajh JI gye JI...

Rd: bag me kya hai

J: samaan JI hai JI mera JI

P: Or JI ye JI mera JI hai JI

Rd: good...lao wo tumhare jo laddoo ka dibba hai...

J: nhi JI wo JI meri JI maa JI ne JI Diya JI hai JI wo JI NhI JI

Randhir glared them as if he'll eat them up while they gave away the box in fear.
He started eating them and told them that they'll be sharing their room with him. They rushed outside the room towards washroom first to chalk out the plan to get rid of him.
On reaching there they found few more seniors physically ragging the boys.

J: ye kya yrr wahaan wo saand humare peeche hai or yahaan ye log hai...nikal yahaan se jaldi..

As soon as they turned to go they heard a voice
" itni jaldi kis baat ki hai? Thodi khaatirdaari to karwalo humse"

Another voice came from behind which they recognised. Yes it was Randhir...

Rd: chod de sabko Vishad...

J: haan plss chod do...pehle hi ye humaari ragging kar chuke hain..

V: kya ye tumhari ragging kar chuka hai?? Ye tumhare sath ka hi hai...first year ka...

They started laughing while Randhir balled his fists...

J: par aap inko kaise jaante ho??

V: kyuki ye 2 saal pehle humare sath tha first year main...

A punch landed on his face which was obviously given by Randhir.

Rd: don't mess with me...nikalo sab yahaan se

It was night and Randhir was not in his room. Jiggy and Parth were lying on their beds.

J: Parth bhai so gye kya?

P: nahi bol kya bolna hai??

J: hum warden ko keh ke room change karwa lete hain kal...vaise bhi koi acchi company hogi to room me bhi maza ayega...yahaan to bas ek chipkali hai...isse kya baat karen

P: hmm...chal soja...

Night disappeared and morning gave its appearances. The class started.

P: first lecture kiska hai?

J: kisi PKC ka hai...

Randhir was sitting infront of them and murmured " phir buddha aake pakaega or apni career ki speech dega "

PKC entered the classroom and everybody stood up. And as expected by Randhir he started his career speech. Then the introduction started.

There was girl who came from London and her name was Vidushi. He was introducing herself in a perfect accented English. Parth was mesmerised by the voice.
Another girl stood up to give her intro...

G: hello sir my name is sanyukta aggarwal. Main india ki no 1 mechanical engineer banna chahti hu and i also topped the entrance.

Rd:  ohhh intelligent.
Sanyu glared him back.

S: or sir i hope apki guidance ke under i will achieve my dreams.

Rd: intelligent bhi or chamchi bhi...huhh...

Sanyu didn't say anything to him and sat on her seat again.

Randhir's turn came.

Rd: hello everybody..i am

He was interrupted by PKC...

Pkc: bacchon inka introduction main aapko deta hun... Ye hain iss college ke sabse mahaan student Randhir Singh Shekhawat jo 2 saal se isi class me hain or shaayad agle saal bhi aapko yahin milenge...

Rd: ek min sir main to aapke karke nahi jaata iss class ke aage...

Pkc: what do you mean?

Rd: sir agar main chala gaya to aapko har roz kon yaad dilayega ki aapki pant ki zip khuli hai...

Everyone laughed and PKC's face resembled a beetroot. He turned and closed his zip.

Pkc: get out!!!

Randhir ran out of the class while the introduction continued...

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Should i continue?? It will be 2or 3 parts...mix of comedy and emotional since i got request for both...

I tried comedy for the first time...so how was it???

Also you'll get to know why Randhir failed for 2 yrs later...

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