girlymira

Once upona time, in a land far away lived a beautiful girl named Selina, she was so very hot and all the guys wanted to marry her, but alas she was a gay. This is where our story begains.

     Mid-evening, mcdonalds, canada land.

mira was sitting on the counter of mcdonalds, crosslegged, she knew this was against the rules yet she decided it was a great idea as it upset the bald guy who was in charge.

selina was wiping down the counters, she was frustrated as mira had recently gotten fired from mcdonalds and they could no longer afford to pay the morgage mira had set upon selinas house that mira did not live in so wtf bro

"im sorry man, i needed money for merch" mira smiled and threw a bagel onto the floor infront of the bald man, the bald man boiled in rage. 

"its ok bro, but since im gay now im the only one paying the mortgage cuz mumbo moved out"

"yeah..... i offered him to stay in my room..." mira crossed her legs obviously she was getting hot and bothered because she had quite the crush on the mustached man. "he wasn't interested..."

"i dont know why you have the hots for the guy, hes a bad influence." selina was making coffees.

"but have you seen that facial hair?" mira gawked at the imaginary picture of mumbo that formed in her mind.

"snap out of it, the bald guy is looking at you"

mira looked off at the bald guy, who was looking for reasons to fire mira a second time. 

"i think you're right that i think about mumbo too much, its like i am actually seeing him everwhere i go"

selina looked up from the stupid ass sugar machine and questioned miras comment.

"i am pretty sure thats him in the window over there isnt it?"

selina turned around to look at the window that was definitly there at the begaining of this story.

mumbo had realized that they had spotted him, of course he acted composed. walking into the building.

Selina sighed annoyed, this guy was getting annoyed with this guy for leaving her to pay miras morgage. she spotted grian and j sitting behind a newspaper staring.. she gave the signal ad they snuck off to the secret kitchen entrance.

Mira sashayed her hair, flipping it off to the side and looking behind her as the man walked up to the counter. 

mumbo rolled his eyes, annoyed with her constant staring, he proceeded to order a combo burger.

selina had dragged mira back into the kitchen leaving bald guy to make his gay jokes at mumbo.

grian and j were standing at the back near the freezer. 

"were here!" Grian called a little too loudly, selina shushed him as the bald guy wasnt allowed to knwo they were there.

"you see that guy over there in the Tux?"

"how could you not?" j crossed his arms, "why?"

"well mira is in love with him, but hes EVIL AND LEAVES U TO PAY 30K MORTGAGES BY YOURSELF. which is a very bad example if they ever actually have kids."

mira dropped the cup of water she was drinking from, "what do you mean actually? of course were going to have kids!"

the three blinked at her until the bell rang at the counter.

"be right back..." selina ran off to the front counter, mumbo was there again. guessing he didnt understand the kiosk selina took his order.

"i want icecream"

grian J and mira had all walked from the kitchen, the bald guy was not in sight maybe they locked him in the electrical room. 

"actually our icecream machine is down right now"

"let me see it"

"what are you going to do? try and fix it?"

"duh"

selina sighed, she had already wanted to die from stupid ketchup only lady. she does not want to deal with this man "with what? your redstone contraption?"

"yes"

Grian and J were giggling behind the counter, because selina had jinxed it, twice.

selina punched down on the red button, opening a door in the floor that dropped the two fuckers into the basement.

mumbo blinked confused, he had never seen such tom foolery in a restaurant. "when did you get that...?"

"yesterday, bald guy had it installed."

"WHATS GOING ON HERE" the bald guy rose from the floor boards covered in moss and kelp.

"bitch i just installed those" selina was heart broken.

the bald guy pulled grian and j up behind him. "this is unacceptable! everyone go home!"

scene end.