Why are Male Jesse's sleeves so inconsistent?

If the world is a lot bigger that Jesse thinks it is, where are the Farlands?
Are they on the observable map or Jesse traveled farther than they think they have?

How many days passed when they where on their way to the Farlands anyway? And why did it seem to take longer to get there than to come back?

Reuben is a teenage (technically a baby pig), why did he drop a porkchop?

Why are there more physics in the Story Mode universe than the Minecraft Universe?

Did MCSM actually predict Minecraft: Aquatic?

Why don't Items despawn?

Is the portal hallway in a world, or is it a land between worlds?

Does every world have it's own seed?

How many other worlds are there?

If there's a world with sideways gravity, is there a world that like Australia levels of gravity (upside-down)?

If Tim really did exist and was 3 blocks tall, what would that look like?

How do you get a squid stuck to your head?