E11

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Jesse: So Jesse, how was your day?

Also Jesse: Oh, it was great. Met a red, glowy, all-powerful crazy person that trapped me in a near-indestructible cage

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Warden: Hey, no, no, we do not use "P word" in here

Jesse: *deep breath* PE--!!

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Female, hothead

Favorite Weapon: Sword

Favorite Tool: Sword

Favorite Food: Sword?

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Jesse: *Quietly* Feeling...shouty?

Petra: *shouting* Shouty, punchy, butt-kicking! Freaking Admin! He tricked us! He tricked Me! Makes me wanna scream...Again *SCREAMS*

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Jesse: This places suites you Stella. It's cruel, uncomfortable and nobody likes it

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Jesse: Time to see what tall, red, and -- gruesome is hiding

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Jack: Identity theft is not a joke

Is this a reference? I think it's a reference

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Jesse: That was not the name I was expecting

Xara: As if Jesse's any better

Jesse: Not judging! Just surprised. But Jesse is better. Much Better

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Jesse: Not my friend, not my problem. I'm moving on

Jack: Whoa, all right. I didn't realize your heart had such ice tendencies, Jesse 

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Petra: Weapons, sweet, sweet weapons!

Sometimes I think Petra might have a thing for weapons. But that's prolly just me.

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Xara: Less talking, more stabbing

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Petra: *climbs to the maze after Jesse* What's going on up heeeerrrreeeelllll no

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Xara: Let's go into the void!

Shameless references

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How Jesse doesn't have brain damage or a concussion is beyond me

They keep landing face first into the ground. It happens once or twice almost every episode.

Then again, Jesse does talk to themselves unnecessarily often, so maybe they do

I talk to myself a lot too, don't worry 

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Jesse's also a klutz. Like really bad one. They either drop things or trip way to often

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Tanktop (F)Jesse is, uh... don't question me when I say this, but...she's hot

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If you just miss all the QTEs in the intro, it's just beautiful

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I know I said I hated how often the game saves, but barely saving at all is honestly worse than saving too much

I actually left the game twice and got sent back to the beginning both time

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E12 - I've played this episode so much, it's unnatural

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Radar:...Even when it might be a better idea to stay ,heh, under the radar

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Xara: *intellectual monologue*

Xara: Learn to have a better poker face, sweetheart

Jesse: *Places hands on face in confusion

Xara: It's best not to show fear

To be completely honest, I'm not even paying attention half the time

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Jesse: Come on guys, be nice

Petra:  Hey, I'm being as nice as I possibly can

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Jesse: Hey, I did it to save your life Jack

Jack: I had it covered

Jesse: You were hanging off a CLIFF

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Jesse: Oh man, I LOVE trivia

Petra: You do?

Radar: Yes, it's so fun. Flexing those brain muscles, taking your mind off the incredible misery in the world  crushing down on you every--

Jesse and Petra: *Distressed looks of confusion*

Radar: I mean, uh...oh, look at that

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Petra: I may have been eavesdropping a little.

What? It's not like it was hard.

You know other people can hear you talking to yourself, right?

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Jesse: Don't be so sensitive, Radar, Petra's just teasing you

Radar: I know, I know, it's just a little to real

Petra: Sorry Radar, I-I just tease because I love

Petra: To tease

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Jesse: *Pretend crying* Please, please, please don't sic your army on us

Petra: *monotone* Oh, please, please, we want to live

Okay, but if I had to be honest, Female Jesse did a LOT better than Male Jesse on this part

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Petra: Take that you overgrown barbecue

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Romeo's name was mentioned 5 times in front of Radar and he didn't question it until episode 4

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It took me 12 episodes to realize these characters have BREATHING ANIMATIONS

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The Tooth Chipper - Don't try to eat armor. Best advice I've ever heard

Goofball Glory - Poor goofballs. Cut down in their prime

Llama Brown-ish - Don't ask me how I come up with the names. Sometimes inspiration just comes to ya y'know?

Please Don't Hit Me - Armor of such fine quality, you just wanna crouch and yell, "Please don't hit me!"

Dented Danger - Dangerous, but also damaged, so it's more relatable

Feelin' Cute - Y'know like... one trillion... out of ten! Yeah

Armor Number 7 - 'Cause... it's the seventh... What do you want? Everyone's got off days, you know

Straps 'n' Straps -  That was one day when I was like, "Soup, how many straps can you put on that armor?" Turns out a lot, is the answer

Golden Apple - Um. How 'bout I call this one... the uh... the uh... Golden Apple! Yeah... I might just be hungry

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 Do you guys remember when Radar took off his freakin' shirt?

As if the precious boi couldn't get any preciouser 

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Back in 2017, when the the whole Jetra scene came out at first, I didn't have a overreaction like everyone else did. I was going to, but I didn't.

I may not care how people see me, but I am NOT freaking out over blocks on PUBLIC TRANSPORT

I almost cried, but I did not freak out what so ever

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I honestly don't care which of the 12 Jesse's I play as, I will NEVER hate that whole cabin scene, It will always be beautiful to me no matter how many times I see it

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