Huh, nothing. Well I'll just keep keep going until we get this. I'm gonna be dead before it comes out

Also, it's been over a MONTH since the New Zealanders got it and we're just sitting here waiting "patiently" until it comes out

E4 - Got a bit carried away

Lukas: I got Petra, you take Gabriel

*Proceeds to take Gabriel*

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Jesse: What ever you do, don't look back

Axel: *Screams* I looked

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Jesse: Let's just build a bridge out of SAND

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Axel: Yee-haw! Whoo!

Olivia: Axel, you're screaming in my ear

Axel: Sorry...

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Axel: Oh man, Ellegaard. For a second, I almost managed to forget

(Meanwhile in a different timeline)

Ellegaard: Oh man, Magnus. For a second, I almost managed to forget

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Jesse: Hey, would you jump off a bridge because your friends were doing it?

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Jesse: Axel's practially obessed with you

Axel: *Shifts uncomfortably*

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Soren: I am telling you, we can not go to the Farlands

Jesse: Are you kidding me? LoOK WHErE WE ARE!

*Arrives at Farlands*

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Jesse: Maybe it makes me a bad friend, but I just love potatoes

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Olivia: How can you help me if I don't know where to start?

Jesse: *Dramatic gasp* I'm offended

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Soren: I have a key locked in my head? 

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Axel: How do you make Enderman focus, I can't even make myself focus

Olivia: Axel, you have the attention span of a goldfish, of course you can make yourself focus

Jesse: And if anything, these guys have a higher attention span than you

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Jesse: Holy Moly! This thing won't die!

Jesse, it's a 3-hit Mario boss, how hard can it be?

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Amnesia Petra

-is Afraid of pigs

-likes potatoes

-is terrible at making jokes

-is pretty freaking hilarious

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The music in the Title sequence actually gives me nostalgia every time I hear it

It reminds me of a knock-off Minecraft me and my brother played about 6 years ago

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They didn't travel to the farlands

They traveled to an older version of MInecraft

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That sword Petra has is not a golden sword

That sword is made of actual butter

I want to melt it and put it on my popcorn

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If you ever get stuck in that maze, just remember this
If you pass a torch, your're going the right way

If you ever get stuck on that second puzzle, just remember this
Ghast tear, Prismarine crystal, Sea lantern, Packed ice, and Dragon egg - In that order

If you ever get stuck on the third one, remember this
Arrow, TNT, Redstone, then sword - in that order

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How to Train Your Slime

The Various Uses of Mooshroom stew

Potion-ology, Volume 24

A Brief History of Cubism

Crafting for Noobs, Revised

A Collectors Guide to Precious Gems

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Mining

The Unabridged Redstone Encyclopedia

Zombie and Pigs, An Intimate Memoir (Okay...no)

Twenty Thousand Blocks Under the Sea

Learn to Succeed by Thinking Inside the Box

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Golden Goliath - As bright and powerful as the sun itself

Redstone Riot - Engineered to be virtually indestructible

Ender Defender - Very strong against an Enderman's attack

Sword Breaker - All but the strongest of weapons would shatter against it

Star Shield - No object in the Universe can penetrate it

Shield of Infinity - In no small part because it's infinitely cool

Adamentine Impervium - Even harder to damage than it is to pronounce

Dragonsbane - Even the Enderdragon would've fled from this in terror

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Golden Goliath has a similar Texture to Star Shield

Ender Defender is just a recolored Dragonsbane

Redstone Riot is just a recolored Shield of Infinity

Sword Breaker is just a recolored Adamentine Impervium

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If I had to pick between Female and Male Jesse for the end of Episode 4 when Reuben dies, I'd have to pick Female because Cathie NAILED THAT. 

She did better than Patton in my opinion

Also, I'm not tearing up, I'm just sweating through my eyes

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The fact that time EXISTS in this Universe throws me off sometimes

Days, weeks, months, and years exist

Seconds, minutes and hours don't seem to

The NORMAL Minecraftian day is 10 minutes long while in this game---it's hurts to think about

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And now, and entire SECTION dedicated to the lines Amnesia Petra said that made me laugh

- My butt has never been so sore in my life. Not  that I remember

-Olivia:  Do those two ever stop arguing? 
Petra: You asking me? All I can think about is food.

-*Grumbling noises*

Petra:*terrified* What was that?

Soren: My stomach

-Petra: I think I like cake
Olivia: Who doesn't like cake?

-Slime!
I'm remembering something about slime...and chickens. Or maybe they were ducks?

So Endercon is a chicken convention?

I would LOVE to go to a chicken convention

-Petra: That was amazing. Get it. A-maze-ing
Lukas: I'm just amazed you thought that was funny

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Reuben will be remebered
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I was gonna do episode 5 and 6, but Episode 5 got corrupted and I'm not even going to force myself to sit through episode 6