I wasn't even planning on playing episode 7.  I'm not wasting another three and a half hours in my life. I was going to do episode 8 as well but... I've played it twice in the last week and I haven't played season 2 in a while

For the record, I'm playing a FEMALE Jesse, don't get confused

E9

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Jesse:Is he okay?

Radar: Nah, I don't think so

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(M):*Fast, Overly excited* Why don't we just have both?

(F) : *Sing-songy* Why don't we have both?

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Jesse: I hope it's not a curse. That usually leaves thing stuck to you, right?

Petra: Yeah, until you die...

Jesse: *Shooked*

Petra: Which! Isn't happening here... I hope

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(M): *Calmly* Okay then...*panicy* What do we do about all this?!

(F): *Calmly* Okay then...What do we do about all this?

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(M): *Terrified* Get this thing off my hand!

(F): *Angry* Get this thing off my hand!

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Petra: That's why I prefer Beacontown too

Jesse: Then why are you living here?

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Petra: Aw, that thing is so cu--ohhh  no...

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Petra: Okay, not know him, know him, I know of him

Jesse: *Eyebrow wiggle*

(This was an ACTUAL thing, I'm not joking)

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Petra: Sup *attempted hair flip*

Jesse: What are you doing with your hands?

Petra:*Nervous Smile*

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Petra: Ooh, you look ferocious--I couldn't even keep a straight face saying that

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In season 2, Both male or female Jesse does at line better than the other and it sometimes makes is hard for me to pick either, and here is where I compare who did what better

Male

"Why we just have both?"

"Whaaat was that?"

"Okay then...what do we do all this?!"

[Make smoochy noises]

"*I* have lots of names...too. The-the people of...Sky City call me...The-the Ground-finder. Other people know me as the Wither-Slayer. You can call me...eh-Jesse (He's actually stuttering and I LOVE it. And that's not even what the subtitles said)

Female

"Get this thing off my hand!"

"Petra, I'm going to say this as your best friend and someone who cares about you very deeply - Never play it cool again. 
Never Ever"

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Jesse's ambidextrous

They wrote perfectly with their left hand and can perfectly use their right

ALL minecraftians are right-handed.

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This episode kind of reminds me of what Steven Universe does to their fandom.

It's just...Filler...existential crisis...Filler...unnecessary part were nothing interesting or memorable happens...filler...actual adventure...cliffhanger

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Redstone Riot - Beautiful Engineering on this one

Golden Goliath - Always loved how shiny this one was

Ender Defender - Very fresh armor

Star Shield - Great set of armor

Shield of Infinity - I love how regal this one looks

Dragonsbane - So cool

Sword Breaker - Nice classic name, awesome modern look

Adamentium (Adamentine) Impervium - I always suspected this one was Ivor's favorite

Tim's Armor - Glimmering Diamonds and shiny gold. Tim would have looked great in it if he was real. Non existent guy's loss, my gain

Magnus' Armor - Greifer armor if I've ever seen it...Magnus was a crazy guy. Went out doing what he loved the most - Blowing stuff up

Ellegaard's Armor - How cool is Redstone Infused Armor?

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This last part is just me complaining of this episode

Season 2 Olivia's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me

This sitting animation seems botched. Their shoulders go down a lot further than they should

Female Jesse's sleeves were cut from 5 pixels to 3

Male Jesse's sleeves are unnecessarily inconsistent\

What on earth did they do to Petra's mouth

The armor is called Adamentine Impervium. This game renamed it to Adamentium Impervium

This episode is TOO long

I miss the rewind feature

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You know what, I'm gonna have to stop mid episode

E10 (for ages 10 and up)
Sorry..

Jesse: *Falls face-first on the ground*

Lukas: Graceful as ever

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Jack: I'm actually kind of speechless right now.

Jesse: Jack, speechless? Lukas, you better write that down.

Lukas: Already jotted  it down under "rare occurrences and phenomena"

Jack: Hey, come on...rude

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Stella: Look at us, maybe we're not that different after all

Petra: Eugh

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Lukas: You've got to be kidding me

Stella: Sorry handsome, might  as well quit now

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Radar: Jesse, coming to my rescue, just like I always dreamt it

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Jesse: Y'know, now that I think about it, you and the admin WOULD be perfect for each other

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Petra: You are unbelievable

Stella: Thank you

Petra: Not that way

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Jesse: You two belong together, alright. Just a couple of selfish wackos

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Jesse: The only loser I see here...is you

Romeo: what...? WHAT?!

Ah...E10+ insults  

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Loser is the most derogatory statement you can say in Minecraft

Well, that and BLOCKHEAD

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I like to see Jesse and Petra's friendship as just a breaking relationship.

I don't know why, but I just do

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When Petra asks to talk to Jesse and Vos and Radar walk away all suspicious-like, they're actually trying to avoid any and all drama Petra and Jesse could, will, and do have

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This is my opinion, and you can fight me all you want, but I am to believe the Radar is spontaneously generated love child of Jesse and Lukas

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I think the DUMBEST way to die in the game has to be in this episode when you have to make a diamond pickaxe and you don't and then you get shot by a shulker and fly into lava and die

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I love the turn the game takes

like, the first two episodes are just a normal adventure for Jesse and then...

BOOM! EDGY