01~ Climatika
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*Marinette*

The black screen lit up with the words Miraculous Ladybug
"Uh..unfortunately folks we're gonna have to skip the theme song, it sorta gives spoliers away." Kiwi spoke, before the screen froze and two little triangles pointing to the right in the lower area signalizing skip.

"There's a theme song?!" I spoke surprised that there was a theme song about me and Chat Noir.
"Did you not hear the part of where I said you're a TV show.." Kiwi asking looking at me with a raised eyebrow
"Hehe I was kind of in shock..." I smiled sheepishly, a light blush appearing on my cheeks.
Adrien would've been in shock too but he was still daydreaming about the wonders of finding about Ladybug.
"Hey lover boy, no matter how cute you are. I need you to focus!" Kiwi said snapping her fingers in front of Adrien's face.
I narrowed my eyes at Kiwi. Was she here to take Adrien? I know I sounded possessive but Adrien has been my long time crush since forever.  Like that isn't the obvious shit in the world.
"Honey, I need you to stop looking at me like that, I have my own pest." Kiwi turned to me crossing her arms and smiling sweetly.
"Pest?" I asked raising an eyebrow
Kiwi seemed to murmur something."Anyways I need you all to focus your little CGI heads to the screen!" Kiwi spoke addressing the crowd.
CGI Heads?! I don't know how mentally stable Kiwi is. After all she called Adrien cute! In front of me!! Alya says I tend to overreact which I don't. It's just what if Kiwi swoops in like Chloe or Lila and try's to date Adrien! Soon she'll convince Adrien to hate me which then will lead to Adrien complaining about me to his father which then means I'll never get a fashion career in the Agereste line or anywhere!. My life would be over!* I turn a glance to see Kiwi trying to pull Lila out of her seat and drag her towards Nathaniel.
"Come on you sly bitch I just need Nila to happen!" Kiwi yells pulling on Lila.
He-he.
"Are we going to start yet?!" Alya asks excitedly. I think she's gay for Ladybug but I sort of ship her with Nino or Chloe. Okay sorry random author note.

The screen appeared with the finale competition for KIDZ+.
Welcome to the grand finale of our Kids+ Contest! Today you will discover who will be our channel's new weather girl!
[The Screen turns to show Mirelle and Aurora stepping out of a limousine, the crowd chanting Mirelle and Aurora]
The Announcer pst does he have a name?: At the beginning of the contest, there were 5000 candidates but thanks to your votes, dear viewers the finale will be today!
[He makes dramatic hand gestures] Between these two really amazing girls!
"Hey wait I remember this day! It was when Climatika attacked!" Alya points out.*I FIGURED SHE WOULD REMEMBER AND NOT KIM BECAUSE SHE WAS TRAPPED IN THE FLIPPING ICE, WITH A LITTLE SMALL TINY DEVIL HUMAN. rage over.

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And that's a sneak peak...I figured I'd give it to you guys since its been serveral months and I've been feeling guilty.
Sorry..I mean I'm just getting back into everything I mean
Working for PJO-Magazine I don't have it hard as anyone else on there as I'm only a creative director. Check it out!! If your a Pjo fan.
Um..I've been really lazy and I wanna say I'm sorry. WAIT NO NOT LAZY, Oh for crying out loud I've been procrastinating

It's what I do best.

<3{ sorry no.}{you never say that heart}

~ the stupid author, Kiwi