GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE.

IS.

SO.

FREAKIN.

HOT.

Me when I see Chat noir flirt.

Yep, this is me. Every once in a while, I'm just talking to myself like. 

"I never asked for this life."

ALL POWERFUL VOICE: "Okay. Would you rather me take away your OTP instead?"

"Nope, thXs, I'm perfectly fine."

MERE WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MANY FEELS ARE INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW. 

Poker faced - IDIOT WHY ARE U SO GORGEOUS? BAKAAAAAAAA!!!

Weeping- AWWWWWWWWWWW, here, have an umbrella.

Dominant-....why....why do my harmones hate me?

Idk what this is guys. I'm not the only one who has a crush on Chat Noir, right?

fictional crushes. THE WORST. And people in dramas all up in my face complaining about how, 

"He'll never notice me."

"We can't be together."

"He likes someone else."

"How am I supposed to live when he's so far away?"

GURL, AT LEAST HE EXISTS, OKAY. HE AT LEAST GAVE YOU ENOUGH COURTESY FOR THERE EVEN BEING A SLIGHT CHANCE OF YOU GETTING TOGETHER.