Me: *blinks slowly at Chat* are you blind?

Chat: Huh? *looks at me* Oh, it's you again.

Me: Damn right it's me

Chat: *facepalms and groans* go away already, sheesh.

Me: *brandishes a pair of scissors and glares at him* If you don't want these protruding from your eye, I suggest you stop talking.

Chat: *raises his hands in surrender and shrugs* Fine, but what do you want?

Me: To take back what you said about Chloe.

Chat: Did I say something wrong?

Me: Oh yes. Something very wrong.

Chat: *gulps and starts walking away*

Me: I'm not letting you escape!

Chat: *hisses and runs*

Me: *chases him*

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Hahaha hai again. I really need to stop breaking the fourth wall.................i have so many issues. Welp, bye. Hugs and cookies!

~ChatNoirIsBadass