Me: Die Felix! *throws knife at him and he catches it, not turning around* Shit

Felix: *turns around* You were saying?

Me: GOD DAMMIT ABORT MISSION *runs away*

Felix: *sighs and walks in my direction*

Me: *jerks backwards* STAY AWAY DEMONIC SPIRIT

Felix: Hah......you're annoying.

Me: *curls into a ball and hisses at him*

Felix: *shakes his head and walks away*

Me: HALLELUJAH THE DEMON IS GONE

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Sup! Yeah, uh, you can obviously tell how much I hate Felix. But sometimes I ship him with Adrien. *realizes what I just said and hides behind Marinette* please dont hurt me. I CANT HELP IT IT'S SO FLIPPEN CUTE, GOD DAMMIT! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DENY IT, YOU CANT HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU SHIP IT AT LEAST A LITTLE! *cackles like a madwoman and runs away*

Hugs and cookies!

~ChatNoirIsBadass