I'm so nice, another update. It was between The Flash, and this. I chose The Flash. ;)  then I decided to do both at the same time :)  I'm in a good mood because I didn't have to run a lot today so sorry about all the smiley faces :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

"Just remember that I am all powerful in this story, so don't break any rules... OR ELSE!" I said both sweetly and meanly.

"Yes mam," Chat said quickly while saluting.

"Okay bye, you better hope that you don't see me again unless you are on my good side," I skipped away to some unknown place.

"Okay back to business," Chat said to himself quickly trying to forget the authors strange appearance. 'So I guess only women are in this strange sleep, so I might not see Ladybug." The cat thought.

'Oh crap, I'm doomed.' Chat Noir thought putting his hands up to his head. 'What am I going to do now?'

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Chat Noir POV

'So how am I going to find the akuma.' I thought pacing back and forth on a roof. 'Cause I literally have no idea.'

"WHERE ARE YOU CHAT NOIR!!!!!"

'Never mind.' I thought smirking. 'She found me.'

I extend my baton and jumped over to the location of the voice.

"I am nightmare!" A lady in all black said. "Girls have made my life a nightmare, so I will make theirs!"

"I am paw-setively sure that they have it way worse than you did," I said. 'I'm so punny.' I laughed to myself.

"Your puns are as lame as they say," Nightmare deadpanned.

"What?! I am paw-setitively claw-some and cat-tastic," I yelled sending puns her way. She cringed.

"Those puns are enough to send me to my death bed."

I was taken aback. Are my puns really that bad?

"Yes your puns are that bad," Nightmare said.

'She can read minds too?!'

"No I can not read minds."

"Then explain how you read my mind," I yelled at her.

"Hawkmoth, I give up. He's too stupid for his own good," Nightmare said hitting her face with her palm.

"What do you mean I'm-"

I stopped when she pulled off her bracelet and gave it to me. "I woke everyone up, so when Ladybug shows up, break it."

"This is too easy..." I said uncertain.

"You got that right," said a voice behind me.

Before I could turn around, I was hit in the head and the world went dark.