I. Am. So. Sorry.  I have been giving you half-hearted chapters. To be honest I have been having writers block, so I've been posting last minute. I also I had state yesterday and... our bus broke down again. Yup you heard me, again. This is a brand new bus and it has broken down 6 times. So we had to rent a bus (a very small one 😭), put all of our big instruments on the broken down bus because the one we rented was too small, and take the 5 hour journey back home on the bus with no AC in 80 degree weather. Yup, that was great. Just what I needed after getting a 2 on my solo. So yeah this A/N is probably longer than my last chapter so here is the story.
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Adrien POV
"We need to go for the source," she mumbled. 'Didn't she say that like 5 min ago?' I thought.

"Chat?" she mumble asked. 'Okay she definitely said that.' Mari began to cry. "You mean that useless cat that always stood bye my side?"

I got up from the couch and began to observe her. Her face was sad and tears ran down her sleeping face. 'Maybe I'm hearing things?' I thought to myself. I layed back down on the couch.

"We need to go for the source," Mari mumbled.

'Akuma it is then.'

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I transformed into my alter ego, Chat Noir, and went through the trap door that went to the balcony on Mari's roof. I looked around to see if their were any signs of an akuma, but it was in vain. 'Maybe it was just a nightmare.' I thought to myself. My cat like hearing picked up a faint scream from a distance. I immediately kept toward the source.

I found myself at Chloe's mansion. I leaped through a window that lead to Chloe's room and found her clawing the air screaming. She then stopped and she looked relaxed. I waited there for a couple minutes and was about to leave, when she began to scream and claw the air again. 'This is definitely an akumas doing." I thought grimly.

Her father then burst through the door to see a screaming Chloe and me standing there.

3rd POV- let's try it

The mayor looked at his screaming daughter and then the masked hero.

"What did you do to my daughter!" The said mayor asked- no- demanded.

Chat Noir waved his hands wildly in the air. "No no, you have it all wrong! You see, I heard a scream and I thought that there may be a cat-astrophe-" the said cat then stopped seeing the mayors face. This was not the time for a pun. "And um, I saw that another girl was like this too and I think- no I know that this is an akumas doing." Chloe then stopped screaming.

The mayor relaxed a little. "I believe you. You have saved us countless times." He stopped abruptly and scanned the cat and the surrounding area beside Chat Noir. "Where's Ladybug?"

"Huh," said the dumbfound Chat Noir. He hasn't noticed his Ladies absence till now. "I don't know."

If this was anime, Chloe's father probably would have sweat dropped. "Did you just notice?"

The embarrassed Chat Noir scratched the back of his head. "Heh...heh...yes?" He made it sound like a question.

The mayor broke the anime barrier and sweat dropped. "How do you- you know what? Never mind."

Chloe's scream broke the awkward moment. "I better get going and get this trou-paw-some akuma." The cat saluted as he hopped out the window.

The anime barrier was broken again.

The masked hero hopped roof to roof and he noticed something. 'Why is there only men outside?' Wondered Chat Noir. 'Where are the woman?'

Our masked hero landed in the middle of the street to see if he could get some answers. But he forgot one thing.

He.

Still.

Had.

A.

Bounty.

On.

His.

Head.

"Look, its Chat Noir!" Yelled a random male voice.

"Get him!" Another yelled.

The anime barrier was broken yet again as Chat Noir sweat dropped.

"Stop breaking the anime barrier!" Kyra6ann yelled.

"Stop breaking the 4th wall or whatever it's called!" Chat said yelling at nothing.

All the men stopped in their tracks and stared at Chat with a weird look. All of them wondering if he was crazy.

In case you were wondering, no, they did not hear me.

"Thanks a lot you little-" Chat started to say quietly before I (Kyra6ann) cut him off.

"Kyaaaaaaa!!!!" I screamed kicking him in the head. "No cussing in my story!"

Chat Noir flew to the ground and the mob stared at him. No, they still don't see me. "Stop coming into the story," Chat yelled at nothing (aka me) making him look even more crazy. "I wasn't even going to cuss anyway! Now let the story play out!"

The anime barrier was broken again by the whole mob of men as they sweat dropped and I had enough.

"KYAAAAAA!!!!" I yelled and I kicked them all in the heads instantly knocking them out. "Stop. Breaking. The. Anime. Barrier!"

Chat Noir looked at all the unconscious men and looked like he was about to sweat drop but quickly thought better of it. "Thanks for knocking them out. It makes my job a lot easier."

"Just remember that I am all powerful in this story, so don't break any rules... OR ELSE!" I said both sweetly and meanly.

"Yes mam," Chat said quickly while saluting.

"Okay bye, you better hope that you don't see me again unless you are on my good side," I skipped away to some unknown place.

"Okay back to business," Chat said to himself quickly trying to forget the authors strange appearance. 'So I guess only women are in this strange sleep, so I might not see Ladybug." The cat thought.

'Oh crap, I'm doomed.' Chat Noir thought putting his hands up to his head. 'What am I going to do now?'

Bam, Crash, Done! And my thing is stuck on italics now. Anyway what did you think of my 3rd person POV? First attempt on this story! I also got this one over a 1000 words. Yay me! Anyway, I'll be updating again on my birthday for sure and maybe one before then. The one on my birthday will most likely be a good one! In case you were wondering it is May 3. Anyway, until the 🐯