Adrien:
Just a normal model with a normal life
But there's something about me
That no one knows yet
Because i have a secret
I live a life that's full of shit
My dad's an ass
And Plagg's a whiny bitch
When evil comes i find a way
To use my puns and save the day
Mari:
Oh oh oh
Adrien:
Ladybug please love me
Mari:
Oh oh oh
Adrien:
I'm a desperate cat you see
Mari:
Oh oh oh
Adrien:
And when i make a pun
That's when she freaks out
Mari:
CHAT WHAT THE FUCK
THOSE PUNS REALLY SUCK
Stop making jokes and help me out!

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Adrien:
Another day, I'm modeling
I'm sick of it and want to leave
I pose again but fall back down
I want a croissant right now
Mari:
Oh oh oh
Adrien:
Foods got me spinning 'round
Mari:
Oh oh oh
Adrien:
And if i don't get food
I might as well pass ouuttt
FEED ME CROISSANTS
THAT'S ALL I WANT
They taste so soft when in my mouth
FEED ME CROISSANTS
WITH SOME BUTTER ON TOP
Before i shot myseeellfff