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"She is the most beautiful thing bugaboo. Ever since I laid my eyes on her, I kept thinking about her. Help me Ladybug," Chat whined.

Here she was again. She was like Dr. Phill to Chat when he talked about his love life. She doesn't understand how she gets into this situations. She didn't know what was more ridiculous, Chat's constant blabber about the mysterious girl, or being his therapist.

From out of the goodness of her heart, she decided to deal with it anyways. That's what good friends do, right?

"She also lives in a bakery called Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. I love everythi--" he was cut off by the sounds of Ladybug choking on her own saliva.

"Wait wait wait. THE Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie?" She quickly asked.

"Yes," said Chat who continued to have lovey dovey face.

"I could just kiss every single inch of her. Sadly, I don't think my father would approve of her. He thinks that i--"

"So you're saying that you . . . love her?"

"It's more than that bugaboo,"

"Oh god. He's in love with me and I don't know what to do. Do I gently reject him, or do I ignore him as Marinette? I don't know what to do anymore." She panicked while thinking about every scenario that can possibly happen.

"I'm actually planning on buying her when patrol ends."

"YOU CAN'T BUY A HUMAN BEIN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!" She screamed.

"I don't know wh--"

"I'm leaving. I can't stand this anymore."

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It has been five minutes since her outburst.

She sees Chat Noir opening the front door of the bakery. She just wanted to get this over with.

"What do you want," she said while twitching her fake smile.

"Geez. Is everyone in a bad mood today," Chat thought.

"I wanna buy a croissant," he said cheerfully.

"Really? That's it?"

"The croissants here are literally the reason to live. I just love how they are perfect in every wa-- sorry. I just love talking about the croissants. I guess my lady had enough of my talk about it. I'll take my leave. Goodbye," just like that, he left the bakery as a happy kitty while munching on a croissant.

"Note to self: apologize to Chat."

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GAHHHNGNHJH IM KLANCE TRASH!!! I LOVE THE SHIP SO MUCHHHHHHH. IMMA GO AND READ MORE KLANCE FANFICS BECAUSE ITS LIFE!!!! I. Ducking. Love. Klance.

Adrien x Croissant is the best mlb ship ever

(Yes. I actually wrote ducking)