Selene was ready. She had already designed her akumatized outfit - white and blank striped jeans and a starry sweater. Her akuma? Check. Her power? Controlling objects. She could use Hawkmoth to her advantage, and finally make her OTP come to life. She was crazy before as Selene, but now as The Fangirl she was ten times more insane.

Selene flew to the top of the Eiffel tower, using her Hawkmoth-given powers to amplify her voice. "Citizens of Paris!" She spoke, her voice automatically bringing the attention of all who were nearby, especially since she was using her magic to lift up a family's car. "I am The Fangirl." She raised the car to eye level before dropping it into the water nearby, sending the family scurrying out one by one to the shore. She laughed at their misfortune before turning her attention to a police car. With a flick of her hand, she sent it spiraling out of control, flipping over into oncoming traffic. "Where are Ladybug and Chat Noir?" She laughed at the screams of the citizens. "Will they really come save you, or have they betrayed your trust?"

"I don't know, M'Lady." A deeper voice called behind her. "I'll go with the first one, what about you?"

"No time, Chat." The female superhero glared at her partner. "We have an akuma to cleanse."

"Yes, kitty," Selene purred. "No time for Chatting."

The cat seemed taken aback by her pun as Ladybug's yoyo shot past the girl, tying her up. Selene caused a lamppost to go flying over her head, forcing Ladybug to retract her weapon and dodge.

With a swipe, Selene grabbed a little boy from his mother's arms and sent him flying up into her own arms, smirking at Ladybug. "Meet me below the Eiffel Tower in five minutes, little heroes. We'll barter." She sent a small nod of respect to Chat Noir. "I always favor one who has a good sense of humor." She leaped down, landing onto the grass below with  dust cloud around her. She disappeared into the crowd, a wave of destruction in her wake. Ambulances roared and carried Paris citizens away, but the uproar stopped as soon as Selene flipped one over.

"We've got to stop her." Chat Noir extended his baton and followed her trail, Ladybug right beside him as they tracked the superhero around as she appeared to go shopping. First inside a flower shop, a dash inside the Dupain-Cheng bakery, and even inside the china shop.

"What is she doing?" Ladybug wondered.

"I don't know, but it's almost 5 minutes." Chat Noir realized, checking his watch. "We've got to get back."

"I need to recharge my kwami." Ladybug sighed. "My transformation is almost done."

"It'll be fine." Chat Noir - who had recharged while Selene was inside the bakery - assured his partner. "We can handle her."

They landed by the Eiffel Tower, where - oddly enough - a picnic seemed to be taking place, a picnic with only Selene, the little boy, and his mom. They seemed to be exchanging fashion advice, but the moment Selene saw the two confused superheroes, she sent the family away with a wave of her hand. They ran.

"What's going on, Selene?" Ladybug crossed her arms.

"A picnic, what does it look like." Selene laughed. "I'm a teenage girl, not a monster."

An outline appeared on her face. "Get the Miraculous, while they're relaxed!" Hawkmoth commanded. "You've gotten distracted!"

"Shut up, Hawkmoth." Selene bit back verbally, not caring if the superheroes overheard her. "I'm in charge now."

She managed a smile at the pair. "Please, sit. I spent a good hundred yen (or however they count money) on this picnic, now sit."

Chat Noir bit into a croissant. "You're the nicest akumatized person I've ever come across, Miss Fangirl."

"Thank you." Selene looked up at Ladybug. "Why aren't you eating." It didn't sound like a question.

"I don't trust you." Ladybug nudged her partner. "It's a trick."

"Come now, if we're going to fight let's have a good meal first." Selene laughed. "If you want me to be completely honest, I could have taken your Miraculous. I could have summoned them at any time I pleased, I just chose not to. What would that gain me? I already know who you are in your civilian forms."

Chat Noir nearly choked. "Hawkmoth knows?"

"No, he doesn't." She smirked. "I said I do. It's plain as day, you two must be blind. I don't know how you haven't figured it out by now honestly. Taking your Miraculous might actually be doing you a favor."

Ladybug placed her hands over her earrings. "You'll never get my Miraculous."

"Really?" Selene smirked. "Here's something. I'll trade you my akuma for your Miraculous... sound fair?"

"No." Chat Noir cut into the conversation. "Ladybug, seriously, you should try these croissants."

"I made those croissants!" Ladybug bit back at him. "I mean," she caught herself, "I know the recipe. I've made them before... haha!" She bit into one, rapidly chewing.

With a snap of her fingers, Chat Noir's ring came flying into her hand. A black and green mist surrounded him as Ladybug's earrings also came into her hand, and before long Marinette and Adrien sat in their places.

"See?" Selene gestured to the two of them. "Chat Noir is Adrien Agreste, Ladybug is Marinette! See how they look exactly the same? See how you two are in the same class and have crushes on each other? Please tell me that you already knew it was the two of you!"

Marinette looked extremely embarrassed and confused as Selene gave their Miraculous back to them. "See? That's all I wanted!" With a clap of her hands, the two went flying forwards into a kiss... and to her extreme satisfaction, neither of them pulled away.

Hawkmoth's furious roar echoed in her ears. "What are you doing?"

"You told me to get their Miraculous in exchange for making my OTP come to life." Selene smirked. "I got their Miraculous, my OTP came to life. My job is done."

Hawkmoth growled as Selene brought out the akumatized possession... a small Ladybug/Chat Noir figurine. "Here you go." Selene handed the akuma to Ladybug. "I'll remember what happened, don't worry. Go ahead and cleanse the darned thing."

With a shrug, Marinette transformed into Ladybug and cleansed the akuma, making everything go back to the way it was before. Selene changed back to her regular teenage self, with no powers, but the picnic stayed.

"Now we can have a proper meeting." She grinned at the two teenagers. "I went to all this hard work... please tell me that you're a couple now!"

I'm extremely proud of this piece of crap. Don't judge.