UPDATE: Yes, I've seen the disorder of the pages. Yes, I've tried to rearrange it several times but it's never stuck. Hwv, i've left directions on how the pages should be followed at the end of every page (except the ones with reviews ofc). stick to it, don't stick to it. up to you.

Now....

-the part i hate more than anything.

why do we have to do these things???

*grumbles bitterly*

hi, i'm Sarah. let's skip the courtesies and get to the point.

- i've actually had a review book up before and it was doing so well until it got taken down by Wattpad for reasons i will not be divulging bc *coughs* i'm embarrassed by it.

- i believed i wasn't going to do this shit again, but clearly, i hate myself so here we are.

-i'm not going to tell y'all my "qualifications" bc wtf is that? you either want me to review your work, or you don't. no stupid qualifications should determine that!

-jokes. just jokes. i understand the need to know whether or not you can trust me w your baby and i'm telling you right now... you can't... if all you're fishing for are praises. bc i will rip your work apart if i think it is deserving of it. and if your book lacks what i want to see, i will point it out. and not in a nice way.  *smiles wickedly*

- i lied. i'm definitely not adding any qualifications so suck it up!

you may now proceed to the payment chapter