i am the mom friend that everyone has

some fAcTs:
- whenever my east coast friends are up late at night i scream at them to sleep but dont get enough sleep myself

- i say so much mom things thats its embarrassing

- i make sure all my friends (more like my cHILDREN) are ok and if they're not i will literally type a paragraph on why they deserve to be happy

- oh your sad? nOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH BITCH TELL ME WHY YOURE SAD

- will literally give you my food if you didnt eat and will starve to make sure you eat

i am the mom friend