CHAPTER 4

changbean
dude where are
you??

message sent at 11:50

changbean
we've been waiting
at the studio for like
half an hour??

message sent at 12:25pm

changbean
WHERE R U

message sent at 12:47

changbean
BITCH GET YOUR
ASS HERE RN

changbean
I AM NOT WAITING
ANOTHER SECOND FOR
YOUR BITCHASS

squirrelface
SORRY AJDJEJD

squirrelface
I WAS GETTING
COFFEE YOU MEANIE

changbean
you left to go get
coffee AN HOUR AGO
YOU DIPSHIT

changbean
DID YOU TRAVEL
ALL THE WAY TO
FUCKING MEXICO
FOR SOME COFFEE

squirrelface
I AM RUNNIK TO
THE STUFIO RIGJT
NOWE JESID CHRIDY

changbean
why did it take
so long? chan
is bouta WHIP U

changbean
pls don't tell me
it's to do with that
barista you're stalking

squirrelface
SHUYT UIP IM NOT
A STALJER BIYCJ

changbean
let me guess, you
waited for him to
start his shift before
you ordered coffee
JUST so you could
flirt with him

changbean
i'm also gonna
guess that you got
rejected

changbean
again

squirrelface
that's strangely
specific and really
accurate

squirrelface
are you sure you're
not the stalker ;0

changbean
no your dumbass
is just so PREDICTABLE

changbean
what did you say
to him today?

squirrelface
"i must be lightning
McQueen, because you
got my heart racing"

changbean
...

changbean
pls tell me that's
all you said

squirrelface
and then i winked
and said 'KACHING
BABY'

changbean
i have never hated
anyone in my life
as much as i despise
you right now

changbean
ALSO WHY ARE
YOU NOT RUNNING

changbean
YOU BETTER GET
LIKE MCQUEEN AND
GET YOUR SELF HERE
RIGHTFUCKINGNOW

2018 31 DEC'
happy new year.