a/n: this bouta be a long ass book :") this book is supposed to cover the whole school year and we haven't even reached winter break yet

SOOYOUNG THE TEENAGE WITCH
you, jimin🌶, seulgi👺, jungkook💦, sooyoung☠️, taehyung🌚, lalisa🌈🦄, chaeyoung👅

sooyoung☠️
BIIIIITCHEZ

taehyung🌚
HAIIIIII

jimin🌶
i accidentally locked myself out of my house

jungkook💦
of course
only you're stupid enough to do that

lalisa🌈🦄
right
because jimin isn't stupid enough to break down his door when he can't open it

jungkook💦
ONE TIME LALICE
IT HAPPENED ONE TIME

seulgi👺
IT STILL HAPPENED BB
THATS WHUT COUNTS

chaeyoung👅
did you knock on the door for halmoni park

jimin🌶
yes
she's dead she can't hear me
i mean DEAF*
SHES DEAFFF

taehyung🌚
i was about to say
HOW COME I WASNT NOTIFIED

seulgi👺
jimin did you seriously just knock?

jimin🌶
yep
it's freezing out here and i just ordered pizza
and im doing the math homework
this guy down the street keeps eyeing me weirdly
he looks like a hobo

chaeyoung👅
woAH THERE
HE KNOWS YOURE NOT SINGLE RITE
OTHERWISE THIS CHIPMUNK IS COMING OVER

jungkook💦
jIMIN
YOU DONT JUST KNOCK YOU BITCH
YOU BREAK DOWN THE DOOR AND ENTER LIKE SPIDER-MAN NOT GIVIN A SINGLE FUCKITY FUCK IF PEOPLE ARE FUCKING OR NOT

jennie💋
jungkook what was the point of all of that

jungkook💦
just break down the door

jimin🌶
NO
chae hurry up he keeps looking at me

seulgi👺
OMW

chaeyoung👅
OMW

sooyoung☠️
OMW

jennie💋
oof^

jungkook💦
if that hobo comes over just snatch his food and be like BYE BYE HOE
GOTTA JIMOUT

taehyung🌚
jungkook are you on something
you're not usually this hyper

sooyoung☠️
if so
slide the fuq up caffeine bitch

jungkook💦
lol SYKE
yOU THOT SOOYOUNG CRACK ASS BITCH
you never share your goodies with me so imma do the same

seulgi👺
ooo that's gotta burn

jungkook💦
and also
isn't sunJAY-Z your new caffeine slave

taehyung🌚
"sungJAY-Z"

jennie💋
ahahhahaha jay z
that's funny

sooyoung☠️
no THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING

chaeyoung👅
jennie why are you so slow

jennie💋
shut up im on my period deal with it
or as jungkook would say
"im on my comma"

jungkook💦
iT hApPeNeD oNcE

jimin🌶
BB THAT SHOULDNT BE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS

jungkook💦
im tired
goodnight

lalisa🌈🦄
jungkook it's 4 in the afternoon

jungkook💦
k and

lalisa🌈🦄
oOF gn then