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CHAEYOUNG IS DADDY MATERIAL

jimjam
ayo

ilychae
jimin.
is this chat really necessary

rubyjennie
i just counted
we have about 3 inactive
iMessage chats
one active one on iMessage
one on instagram
another on kik
one here
one on snap
so do the math jungkook

jungcookies
10768

sueyoung
...no that's-

seulgigi.hadid
why'd you ask him jen
we all knew he'd get it wrong

jungcookies
it's too many to count
like why the fuck do we have that many

lalicks
you're the dumbass who created most of them

jungcookies
nuh uh
jimin made this one

lalicks
i said mOST bitch

taehyungiee
your middle name is ruby?

rubyjennie
yes :)

taehyungiee
ohh ..

sueyoung
so how'd it go taebubbles

taehyungiee
so i met up with eunji
i regret it
SO FUCKING AWKWARD

rubyjennie
oof
what happened?

taehyungiee
she asked me if i was dating you

rubyjennie
what why?
please tell me you said no

taehhyungiee
...

seulgigi.hadid
TAEHYUNG.
DONT DOT-DOT-DOT US
SHE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND

taehyungiee
okay so I didn't say i was dating her
but i didn't say i wasn't either

jimjam
jennie can't you just break up with yoongi or somethin

rubyjennie
JIMIN SHUT THE FUCK UP

lalicks
haha this is all your fault tae
you kissed her
now y'all are "dating"

rubyjennie
NO WE ARENT
IM DATING YOONGI
and he's rather pissed off about that lil sTUNT YOU PULLED  TAEHYUNG

ilychae
eh it's no biggie

rubyjennie
n o biGGIE?????????

sueyoung
oof here we go

rubyjennie
he refuses to talk to me because he thinks I've been hanging around too much with Taehyung! he also thinks that I'm cheating on him!

ilychae
well he cheated on you
so serve that bitch right

rubyjennie
CHAEYOUNG.

ilychae
this is why i don't date people
it's so problematic

jimjam
??

ilychae
oof
sorry i forgot about you
nevermind dating is the most beautiful process in the world

jungcookies
Lisa can we date

lalicks
im dating jimin and chaeyoung sorry

seulgigi.hadid
i love all this polygamy
jennie x tae x yoongi
chaeyoung x jimin x lisa

sueyoung
can we get married seul

seulgigi.hadid
sure
i have my dress ready

jungcookies
what does polygamy mean

jimjam
clearly he doesn't pay attention in class

jungcookies
but like
when do i ever