kONICHIWA BITCHES¿
you, jimin🌶, sooyoung☠️, seulgi👺, jungkook💦, lalisa🌈🦄, taehyung🌚, chaeyoung👅

sooyoung☠️
hey caffeine slave
happy birthday you bitch

jimin🌶
SHAJJSS HEY STUPID CUNT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

lalisa🌈🦄
oH
today's his birthday?

seulgi👺
yes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU STONEHEAD DORK I LOVE YOUUUUU

chaeyoung👅
happy birthday jungkook!
i wonder if sunsaeng will wish him

lalisa🌈🦄
she probably would
she loves us all secretly

jennie💋
yeah she does ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOE #2

taehyung🌚
who's hoe #1?

jennie💋
you

taehyung🌚
oH
haPpy bIrthday muchacho !!

jungkook💦
sksksks
i just woke up
THANK YOU BITCHES
ILY ALL

jimin🌶
it is 1 o'clock in the afternoon boi
what is you doing

sooyoung☠️
even barack obama wanted to get up in this shit

jungkook💦
hm but someone didn't wish me ;)

lalisa🌈🦄
ugh fine
happy birthday
...daddy

jungkook💦
SKSKSKSK

jimin🌶
this boy wildin

jungkook💦
a simpel happy birtday woulda suffised but oKKKK THANX KITTEN 👅❤️

lalisa🌈🦄
uh bye

jennie💋
and she's gone

seulgi👺
yeah jungkook tends to do that with the girls

taehyung🌚
so jennie

jennie💋
no

taehyung🌚
how about them nudes

jennie💋
no

taehyung🌚
alrighty
babe when you finally come around just know that i'll treat you like my homework

jennie💋
...

taehyung🌚
i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

jennie💋
nah bruh
you don't do your homework
like ever

seulgi👺
DAYUUUUM
SHE CALLED YOU OUT
B I T CH FINALLY CLAP BACK
YES JENNIE YES
JENNIE TOP
JENNIE DOM

jennie💋
seulgi my main hoe

seulgi👺
you already know sis ;)

jungkook💦
i thot we were your hoes jennie

jennie💋
y'all my hoe #1 and 2
but gIGI MY MAIN YKNOW

seulgi👺
ha they don't needa know tho
back off bitches she's mine

chaeyoung👅
jENNIE I THOUGHT ME AND LIS WERE YOUR HOES
WHAT ABOUT THOSE THREESOMES TF

jennie💋
girl
you is with Jimin's dick now
that deal is off

jimin🌶
WOW UM—
is it hot in here?

lalisa🌈🦄
okay um whatever jimin

jimin🌶
WOW LISA

lalisa🌈🦄
jennie i ran into boy-who-shall-not-be-named today
he asked me about you
i punched him

chaeyoung👅
that bitch tried to WHAT
SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK IM—

sooyoung☠️

seulgi👺
OH
your ex right?

jennie💋
we don't talk about him remember

jungkook💦
oh is this girl talk or somethin

sooyoung☠️
fuck off please
just for a sec

jungkook💦
mKAY

taehyung🌚
oHH is this about Yoongi

chaeyoung👅
omg you dick
he SHALL NOT BE NAMED REMEMBER?
men ugh🙄

taehyung🌚
oHHH
so that's what y'all meant

jimin🌶
tae even i understood this

sooyoung☠️

taehyung🌚
okay sooyoung you don't needa send my man BO after me

sooyoung☠️
he's not your man
obama's mY man

seulgi👺
is this what you and jin talk about when you do crack together

sooyoung☠️
crack king and queen for lyfe

lalisa🌈🦄
wow she practically admitted that she loves him 😭
omg look at you sooyoung

sooyoung☠️
ikr
me and jin legit forever
we not playin around

jimin🌶
soo go home
this is too cringey

sooyoung☠️
when jin and i marry barack obama don't call me and be like 'hAIII HOE'
because imma be like 'bitch who thefuq are you?'

jennie💋
awww even soo herself is a meme
ill be there for your wedding love

sooyoung☠️
of course Jennie
you invited always

seulgi👺
wOw sooyoung
you biTch

sooyoung☠️
bAIII HOE