a/n: thank you 9Jeonkook7 for helping me with the french in this chapter LY LOTS BUB

JUNGKOOK A THOT
you, jimin🌶, seulgi👺, sooyoung☠️, jungkook💦, lalisa🌈🦄, taehyung🌚, chaeyoung👅

taehyung🌚
bonjour amigos et amigas
comment çava?
(trans: hello male and female friends, how are you?)

jungkook💦
non, c'est "bonjour messieurs mesdemoiselles."
toutefois, je vais bien
(trans: NO, it's hello boys and girls (instead of Spanish it's in French) but i am alright.)

lalisa🌈🦄
haha oui oui
jungkook parle le français?? bravo!!!
(trans: haha yes yes, jungkook speaks French? bravo!!)

seulgi👺
is jungkook actually good at something?

jimin🌶
taehyung why did you text in French, he'll be texting in a diff language for the rest of the day :(

lalisa🌈🦄
that's good, so none of us really have to understand him

jungkook💦
le chat est pénible
lalisa est trés séduisante
(trans: the cat/kitten is annoying, lisa is very attractive/hot)

jennie💋
silence
(trans: quiet)

taehyung🌚
i love a girl who is bilingual

jennie💋
go use that on dahyun

jungkook💦
elle est certainement jalouse
(trans: she's fucking jealous!!)

jennie💋
pardon YOUR French bitch

sooyoung☠️
bonFUCKINGjour jungkook

chaeyoung👅
AHHH JUNGKOOK !!
oui oui je parle le français aussi! comment ca va mon ami??
(trans: AHHH JUNGKOOK !! yes yes i speak french too! how are you my friend?)

jimin🌶
au revoir!
(trans: goodbye!)

sooyoung☠️
guys
i talked to sunsaeng today

seulgi👺
you got detention?

sooyoung☠️
yeah but like
i invited her over to my house for thanksgiving so she could meet my boyfriend
she said 'ill think about it'

jungkook💦
vRAIMENT?????
(trans: really????)

lalisa🌈🦄
stop talking in french, i keep on hitting up google translate

jimin🌶
when I asked her she turned me down!

seulgi👺
when i asked her she said i might kill her!

taehyung🌚
she not wrong tho

jennie💋
^^

sooyoung☠️

chaeyoung👅
okay
jungkook are you gay

jungkook💦
NON
(trans: NO)

lalisa🌈🦄
sTOP MAKING ME USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

jennie💋
...

chaeyoung👅
i saw you kissed tae

jimin🌶
fiNALLY TAEKOOK IS HAPPENING
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

sooyoung☠️
jimin yOU BITCH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TAENNIE

seulgi👺
hEY IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE GAY ONE
NOT KOOK OR TAE

jennie💋
SHE FINALLY ADMITS IT
YES BIIH

lalisa🌈🦄
why so silent

taehyung🌚
iT WAS A GODDAMN DARE CHAEOLD

seulgi👺
"chaeOLD"

sooyoung☠️
instead of chaeYOUNG HAHA I SEE YOU TAE
but shut the fuck up that was terrible

jimin🌶
hEY HEY DONT CALL HER OLD

jungkook💦
boyFRIEND SUPPORT

jimin🌶
sHuT uP JUNGKOOK

sooyoung☠️

seulgi👺
you need to go sleep in the trash soo

sooyoung☠️
only if you come with boooooo

a/n: gosh that was so dry im sorry
I WAS ON VACAY SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE I WASNT FEELING THE INSPO :(