Ok quick authors note this is a text message talk about Bill wanting to know Dippers real name:

Nacho:Hey Pinetree I was thinking

MonsterNerd1: Yeah?

nacho:What's your real name cause I mean even you said that Dipper wasn't your real name

MonsterNerd1: I'm not telling you Bill

Nacho:Why not Pine Tree

MonsterNerd1: Cause I don't like my real name

Nacho:So you like Dipper better -_-

MonsterNerd1: Yes

Nacho:That makes no sense Pine Tree

MonsterNerd1: Do you think I care of it does or not

Nacho:Come on Pine Tree TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

MonsterNerd1: Bill No lets just leave it as No

Nacho: I don't take no as a answer

MonsterNerd1: I don't think you even know what no means Bill

Nacho: OF COURSE I DO PINE TREE

MonsterNerd1: Whatever

Nacho: Pine Tree if you don't tell me your real name in asking Shooting Star

MonsterNerd1: NO PLEASE DONT SHE WILL MAKE IT TO BIG OF A DEAL

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GF1262: yellow

MonsterNerd1: Hey Mabel

Nacho: Hey Shooting star I have a question can you please answer it?

GF1262: yeah of course

MonsterNerd1: Bill don't you dare ask

Nacho: hmmm I'm daring. Shooting Star what's Pine Tree's real name?

GF1262: Dipper doesn't like me telling people but....I like seeing him mad it's so funny so I will tell you his real name is......

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Nacho: really Pine Tree -_-

MonsterNerd1: I SAID DONT ASK HER

Nacho: ok

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MonsterNerd1: WHAT THE HECK BILL

Nacho: you never said I couldn't ask them 😉

MonsterNerd1: wait Stan your username is just...Stan?

Stan: yeah deal with it

Nacho: You are here to answer my question! What is Pine Tree's real name?

Stan: oh yeah Dipper's real name HA I say that's the number one mystery ever anyway his name is Michael Pines

Nacho: Michael?

MonsterNerd1: *sigh* yeah my name is Michael

Stan: well my work here is done

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MonsterNerd1: I'm just gonna go

Nacho: Same

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Authors note: THANK YOU BILLDIP4LIFE FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THIS