It was a nice a sunny day in UA and I walk in the classroom looking at the girls smiling at them.
"Good morning ladies, looking hot as usual", I said to them smiling.
"Morning perv", answered Toru annoyed. She digs me, I know she does.
"I love you too", I answered her.
"OI GRAPE FUCK!"
I turned to Bakugou.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HATE MONDAYS"
"It's okay Bakugou, I hate them too, but we can get through them together", I hear Kirishima say. I wonder. Are those two's tastes of love in that direction? I sit at my seat being innocent as always. Deku who sat in front of me turns to me.
"Ignore Kacchan, he's in his bad mood again", he told me. I nodded. I turned to Momo who was sitting behind me and smiled at her.
"Please don't talk to me"
"Hey Momo, you look beautiful as usual"
"Go away Mineta"
"Oh come on you know you love me"
She takes out rope and I slowly turn back around. She was serious. The girls love me, I know they do. Class starts and I focus on the girl I love the most. Tsu. I wrote a note and told Midoriya to pass it to Sero to give it to her. He passes it to Sero while he passes it to Kirishima and Tsu takes it. I wrote, 'I love you Tsu, I know you love me. By your lover Mineta'
She looks at the note and at me. What is this beautiful frog going to do? She tears the note up and slaps me with her tongue. She loves me. I know she does. Mr. Aizawa gave us worksheets to work on. Seven hours were boring to me, but it was worth it to look at the girls. The bell finally rings and we all head to lunch. It was Meatloaf Monday. I hate meatloaf. I grab my tray with my lunch and sat beside Tsu.
"Hey Tsu"
She sighs.
"Hello Mineta ribbit.."
"Is it alright to sit here?", I asked her.
"I guess so"
"Sweet", I answered and sat with her.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
I heard Jiro sitting across from us yelling that out. I smirked, while she rolled her eyes. I can't believe I'm sitting with the girls. Ochako walks up to the table with her tray smiling.
"Hey guys, hey...Mineta"
Her smile disappeared.
"Um, why is he sitting with us?", she asked.
"Apparently, he wanted to", answered Tsu.
"Right", she responds and sits at the table. This feels amazing. After lunch, I leave school and go for a walk. I wanted to follow the girls, but then they'll end up calling me a stalker. I did not want to take that risk. I come by some shop, I had never seen before. It looked worn down like it was abandoned for decades ago. The strange thing was, nobody looked at it. They just literally pass by it, like it doesn't exist. I walk inside and it looked like a library because of the shelves. Potion bottles were everywhere.
"CAN I HELP YOU!?", I hear a hideous voice say. I look to my right, and it was the most ugliest weird looking, old lady I ever seen. She had a huge mole on her chin, one white blank eye, and the other baby blue. Her hair was like she hadn't washed it in days. Worst part, she smelled really bad. The foul stench made me want to vomit. She looks at me waiting for an answer. The odor was getting to me and I wanted to get the hell out of there.
"I was just uh looking around"
"Interesting, any potion your looking for? Maybe a potion that has to do with harem?"
"Well, maybe- wait! How did you know about that?"
"Hmm, let's see. OH RIGHT! I'M A WITCH DUMB CHILD!"
"A smelly old one", I muttered.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"N-nothing. So, any potions for the girls to fall in love with me? Or a love potion?"
"Sorry no"
"Oh ok.."
"BUT, I do have a potion that is sort of related to your perverted needs"
"Really?"
I was so excited. My dreams of harem will actually come true. She takes out a heart shaped bottle with a red substance in it.
"This potion is good for your 'harem'. This romantic dream potion is only for your dreams of your true desires"
"Aww man. SCREW IT! GIMME GIMME!"
"No need to rush"
"Fine"
"All you need to do is drink half a cup of this at exactly 8:30 at night and soon your harem will happen in your dreams every night"
"YAY!"
"HOWEVER, if you drink more than half a potion at night, your dream will become a nightmare"
The old witch gave me a serious look. Was that a warning? I have to be careful.
"Okay"
"Good", she answered.
" How much do I pay you?", I asked her.
"Silly child, I'm a witch. It's free"
"Oh. Thanks", I answered with an innocent smile. She nods at me. I walk out with the potion and as I turn around, the shop was gone. I shrugged and headed to the dorms.