Don't you hate it when someone says they can't find their ship anywhere, but you literally can't escape it?

Friend: I'm looking for a lukesse fanfic. Did you see any good ones?

Me: *shows her like 10 million fanfics*

Friend: how come I never find it? Does no one else ship it?

Me: literally more than half the fandom does.

*Another scenario*

Person: I thought I was the only one who shipped harpvor!

Me: *shows her 50 million one-shots found online*

Person: woah, who has the time to write THAT many one-shots?

Me: *sigh and facepalm*

Toodles!
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