It was time for recess, and I met up with Emily. (Yes, I finally found her)
And an........ Unexpected.... Conversation happened.

Me: hey Emily.

Emily: oh, hi Kenzie 😄

Me: so, I was wondering if you wanted to submit a boy and a girl name for my fanfiction, or vote for me to be in the book?

Emily: depends.

Me: on what?

Emily: are you going to be shipped with ivor?

Me: I might be, but probably only for around episode 5.

Emily: I can't wait to read that book XD

Me: well, it depends on my lie detector.

Emily: also the fact that you're in love with Ivor.

Me: WHAT. THE. FUDGE. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?

Emily: I SHIP IT XD

Me: NOPE *runs away*

Emily: YES XD *runs after me*

Both: *running around the picnic area*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Emily: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Me: why the heck do people ship me with him?!

Emily: because you two are a perfect match!

Me: *stops running* but..... But we've never even had any interaction....

Emily: well, I may or may not have made a story, some fan art, and maybe a comic of you and Ivor.....

Me: WTH?!

Emily: I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

M.j: what's up?

Me: Emily, when I kick her to the sun.

Emily: KENZIE AND IVOR ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER BUT SHE JUST DOESNT REALIZE IT YET!

M.j: I ship it too!

Me: m.j, you had a dream about Ivor and Jesse having 400 kids, I don't know if anything more disturbing could come out of your mouth.

M.j: what if YOU and Ivor had kids? 😏

Me: OMG OMG OMG NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Emily: just admit it, Kenzie. We all ship you guys, and we all know you like him!

Me: over my respawned body!

M.j: heh. I guess I'll just have to think of even weirder things.

Me: oh crud.

Emily: hey! What if Ivor was a tree?

Me: then I'd be Ivor 2.0

Emily: KISS IVOR THE TREE!!!!

Me: good luck with that.

M.j: or make out him.

Me: um... Ew?

Emily: Imma tell everyone to ship it!

Me: then I'll ship you with SANS!!

Emily: *death stare and then eventually smiles* ok.

M.j: what?

Me: you're not bothered by that?

Emily: nope. Not at all.

M.j: ok, let's play would you rather.

Me: seems ok.

Emily: alright.

M.j: would you rather-

Me: FIGHT 100 CHICKEN SIZED ZOMBIES OR 10 ZOMBIE SIZED CHICKENS XD

Emily: 100 chicken sized zombies.

M.j: 10 zombie sized chickens.

Me: I'd have to go with the giant chickens, not because I want to, or because I think it would be easy, but because it would be an abomination.

Emily: Kenzie, would you rather make out with ivor or (I'm not gonna say his name)?

Me: oh crud.

M.j: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Me: *sigh* I would HAVE to go with ivor. NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO, but because I would not be totally humiliated by bullies or other crap like that.

Emily: I SHIP IT

*bell rings and we go inside*

Toodles!
😣