Since it was raining outside, me and my friends were able to stay in a room and chat for a bit at lunch. (In school) 

me: *looks at cheese* this cheese tastes weird.

M.j: really?

me: yeah.

britney: does it taste like ivor? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me: *spits out cheese into my hand* WHAT

M.j: like ivor???

britney: yep.

me: what.... the.... fudge...

Sam: *holding in her laughs*

me: i'm pretty sure if this cheese tasted like ivor, id spit it on M.js face and run away.

britney: while yelling, "I HAVE HERPES!!"

M.j: wouldn't go that far. *eats cheese*

everyone: ಠ_ಠ

M.j: what? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me: *sigh* whatever.. *eats cheese*

britney: you know, I have a friend who ships Jessvor a lot.

me: really???

britney: yep.

me: MUST. MEET. YOUR. FRIEND.

M.j: ?

*later in conversation*

Britney: what if Ivor was eating mini Ivor?

Sam: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

me: that's a weird image.

M.j: imagine it.

me: wait... if ivor is cheese.. you and I both ate Ivor... OMG *dirty mind kicks in*

everyone: WHAT?! 

me: my.... poor, poor, imagination..

everyone: *trying to figure out what I mean*

britney: *finally figures it out* HOLY CRUD

M.j: *also figures it out* AH ಠ_ಠ

britney: *sarcasm*  thanks for the image!

me: no prob! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sam: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

everyone: *gets it eventually* EWWWWWW

welp, I hope i didn't scar anyone for life!

Toodles!

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