EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

*music*

Uh... Yay?

Anyways, since a lot of people celebrate 50 parts in their books, I'll do that too! Ok, you know my last chapter? With M.j's disgustingly dirty mind and JESSVOOOOOOOOR, it was honestly pretty funny. So, just for this 52 (it was supposed to be 50 😭) part celebration, I'll write Jesse and Ivor's reactions to reading this book! Let's get started!

Ivor: where are you bringing us?

Me: to my home away from home. In other words, the place where I do my research and read fanfictions.

Jesse: ok? And what are we going to do there?

Me: you'll see.

*At my home away from home*

Me: alright. We're here!

Jesse: FINALLY *falls on floor*

Ivor: so what are we doing?

Me: *locks the door* reading my book.

Jesse: um.... Is your book shipping me with anyone?

Me: im pretty sure you know the answer to that.

Ivor: wait....... Is it shipping me with Jesse?

Me: also sure that you know the answer too.

Jesse: um.... The heck, Kenzie?

Me: *gives the book to Jesse and Ivor* just read the whole book, I'll be back once your done.

Ivor: she's weird.....

Me: *every far away, but smiling* THANK YOU!! :D

Jesse: O_O

Ivor: let's just get this over with...

Jesse: she ships luktra, magnugaard, and her secret ship?

Ivor: I have a feeling we'll discover it if we read more.

Jesse: *reads* she got tagged twice in a row... And...... A rose?

Ivor: that's coincidental.

Jesse: or she can predict the future.

Ivor: and she brings up Pama.... Not surprised, Also the episode 7 release date.

Jesse: fangirls can be predictable.

Ivor: *reading* it should only be a few days before episode 7 comes out, but one more for me, because where I come from, it comes a day later.

Jesse: that's unfortunate, the next one is.... Why am I posting this?

Ivor: #MyNipplesHurt?

Jesse: O_O *whispers* that's proof she's crazy! Wait..... *Reads* HARPER x IVOR XD

Ivor: UM.
UM.
UM.
UM.
why's that there?

Jesse: XD I'm dying! *starts laughing*

Ivor: I really shouldn't have called her intriguing.

Jesse: my choices in episode 7....

Ivor: she put on the white pumpkin instead of throwing the ender pearls?

Jesse: yep. Because it was 6 am when you're tired, and quite stupid.

Ivor: a Minecraft story mode one-shots book... Random stuff?

Jesse: I braided Your hair! XD

Ivor: I'm glad you've never done that yet.

Jesse: more random stuff.....

Ivor she has a bow?

Jesse: what it seems like.

Ivor: complaining over ships..

Jesse: more stuff about a one-shots book.

Ivor: WAIT WAIT WAIT.

she ships Jessvor?

Jesse: uh........ *Blushes slightly* that's kinda creepy.

Ivor: *also blushing slightly* creepy is an understatement.

Jesse: *reading* please support..? That's sad.... I hope she's better soon.

Ivor: theory 1# and she's "boooooooooooored".

Jesse: I have to say, this girl is really creepy...

Ivor: agreed.

Jesse: how to get on SSG, and her brothers 1st birthday!

Ivor: well, happy birthday?

Jesse: *reading* WTF, leaving wattpad and what's a senpai?

Ivor: I think that a senpai is a Japanese way of saying crush?

Yandere-chan: NOTICE ME SENPAI

both: O_O

Yandere-chan: *disappears*

Ivor: that was weird. *Reading* NO, too many tags, and heart.

Jesse: just another Wattpad Warrior, desperate to make their ship sail.

Ivor: 1k views, so congratulations?

Jesse: also tags and no spoilers.

Ivor: the most random idea in the universe?

Jesse: The Jessvor Maniacs? *Blushes a little* what's it with her and Jessvor?

Ivor: no idea.

Jesse: she started school.

Ivor: I don't think she really likes school.

Jesse: hi, I've been spoiled and- PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ivor: what Is it?

Jesse: take a look! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ivor's: *reading* Ivor's underwear?!

Jesse: I'm sorry it's just.... HAHAHA *falls onto the floor*

Ivor: -_- Kenzie, you're SO dead.

Jesse: *finally stops laughing and gets up*

Ivor: episode 8 is finally available....
She's afraid.....

Jesse: a parody....

Ivor: that parody is actually pretty true.

Jesse: indeed.

Ivor: well, she liked episode 8, she also realized how much she's actually Like me. I hate to admit it but.... She's actually right.

Jesse: and, MOMMY MOMMY LOOK WHAT I FOUND OUT!

Ivor: Team Jessvor.

Jesse: I didn't realize that you said our ship name XD

Ivor: oops.

Jesse: important information about this book...

Ivor: people actually ship Kenzie with me?

Jesse: what it looks like.

Ivor: sleepover at M.j's house?

Jesse: wow. Let's see how this goes.

Ivor: M.j's dirty mind plus Jessvor = nope?

Jesse: brace yourself, this could be bad.

Ivor: *Sees picture of Jessvor* WAIT. People saw that?!

Jesse: oh notch. *Blushes a bit*

Ivor: how does that picture look wrong? *Blushes a bit also*

Jesse: I wasn't smiling!

Ivor: M.j needs to learn the difference between friendship and romance.

Jesse: *reads* the next day?

Ivor: she had a weird dream....

Jesse: 400 KIDS?!?!?!?!? *blushes like mad and falls onto the floor*

Ivor: HOLY FREAKIN FUDGE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE WE'RE OUT OF HERE! *also blushing like mad*

Jesse: *trying to break down the door* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Ivor: *helps Jesse break down door and succeed*

Jesse: FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM

Ivor: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And the two ride unicorns into the sunset.

THE END.
(OR IS IT?????)

toodles!
😊