WARNING

THIS CHAPTER IS MESSED UP

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

*turns on music*

DONT LET ME DOWN

DONT LET ME DOWN DOWN DOWN

Sorry, but that song reminds me of Jessvor....

And speaking of Jessvor...

I was on the bus today with my friend, Alex, and his friend, Alisha.

And things went so FREAKING WRONG IT HURTS
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Do you watch adventure time?

If you don't, you might not get what I'm saying here..... Wink, wink?

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Well, anyways....

Alex: *sits down with me* hi Kenzie!

Me: hello, Alex.

Alex: how was your day?

Me: it was good, honestly. How was yours?

Alex: it was pretty good.

Alisha: *sits in the seat next to us* what does shipping mean?

Alex: um....

Me: .......

Alisha: what?

Me: *sigh* it's when you have an interest in a romantic pairing, and wish that it would happen.

Alex: yes.

Alisha: ok, then.

Me: *thinking* I really want to look at Jessvor... (Photo above) *pulls out phone*

Alex: are you looking at that photo again?

Me: maybe.

Alisha: what photo?

Alex: um.... Well.... It's.....

Me: weird.

Alex: you should show her!

Me: nope! *Hides phone*

Alisha: pretty please?

Me: fine. *Pulls out phone and shows the photo to Alisha* what does this photo look like to you?

Alisha: um...... What is that?

Me: you clearly haven't played Minecraft story mode, have you?

Alisha: no.....

Alex: does it look like he's trying to kiss her?

Alisha: sort of? Not really...

Me: just think... What does it look like to you?

Alisha: um.... What?

Alex: ....

Me: ok, look, they're blushing, if you look close enough.

Alisha: oh... Oh... OOOOOOOH!!!

Me: what? What is it???

Alex: ?

Alisha: *starts laughing a ton. A SKELE-TON*

Me: does that picture look wrong? Is it wrong? What is it? Did he fall on top of her? Did he tackle her?? What does it look like to you?

Alisha: it looks........ *Laughs*

Alex: ?????

Me: oh?

Alisha: I'll whisper it to Alex, and he'll whisper it to you.

Alex: um... Ok.

Alisha: *whispers something in his ear*

Me: *thinking* I have a good idea of what she might be saying.

Alex: Oh my god!!

Me: what?

Alisha: *giggles*

Alex: *whispers in my ear* she said it looks like they're doing Tier 1-

Me: TIER 15?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alex: *nods*

Me: MY POOR IMAGINATION

Alisha: *laughing her butt of*

Me: I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT

Alex: *also laughing* I thought you shipped Jessvor.

Me: I do... BUT MY IMAGINATION CANNOT TAKE THAT

both: *laughing and spitting everywhere*

Me: I mean... Kissing is one thing... BUT TIER 15 IS TOO FAR!

Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: WTF?

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After that, it's kinda obvious what tier 15 is. Also, if you're daring enough, try to imagine it. Just kidding. Don't do that. Please don't. You will be forever messed up in the brain, you can never say you've never thought of Jesse and Ivor having tier 15.

.....

You just thought of it.... didn't you?

YOU MONSTER

Toodles!
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