Hello again! This is the second series I'm transcribing, based on a minecraft survival series (by PBGGameplay). I hope if you like it you'll check out the original videos, and enjoy!

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Minecraft Episode 1

Cast of characters:

Peebs: The group's charismatic, albeit goofy and occasionally clumsy leader. He may not always display the bravery he possesses, and maybe he isn't the greatest possible leader of the group, but his rock solid loyalty to the team can bring them together better than anyone else.

Jon: He can be pretty quiet, though no doubt he is still laughing it up in his head. Easily the most reckless in the group, he will always enjoy a good laugh, and tends to not take things too seriously. Sometimes he doesn't take things seriously enough...

Jirard: A little timid, but focused. He is always dedicated to the task, but isn't afraid to kick back sometimes. He isn't the kind to go down easily, so what could possibly defeat him...

Dean: Dean is...Dean. He's somehow everything at once. He can be brave, and cowardly. He can be smart, and he can be completely stupid. Although he's a bit of an attention (and item) hog, when you get to know him, he is a good friend to have at your side (usually).

McJones:The brains of the group. He bases all of his movements on strategy and logic (except for the silly ones). He often seems to be the only one in the group who really knows what they're doing. It'd sure be a shame to lose him.

Soah: Also quiet, very much like Barry in nature. He doesn't react very much, even when in danger. Whatever happens, though, you can count on him to get the job done.

Barry: The best and only word to describe him is cool. Cool in the face of danger, and ready for anything. He can be forgetful sometimes, but other than that, he's the most focused member of the team. 

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Our group finds themselves together in a strange place, with nothing but their wits, and their goal: Find their way to the End and defeat the Enderdragon. The group is currently all together.

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"Alright, the first step we have to get a shelter, and we have to get some food." Peebs instructed the group.

"Food and weapons." McJones added.

"I'll kill some pigs."

"I'ma gonna kill some pigs."

"We gotta stick together though, don't leave this lake area."

They soon discovered the trees were particularly tough, so they decided to move anyway. Apparently this made them very pessimistic.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna die of hunger." someone whimpered.

"I'm scared, we have to get some food." Peebs agreed.

"This is disturbing..." McJones whispered.

"We're all gonna die..." Peebs muttered.

"Let's build a house in this opening, Jon." McJones said. "We gotta stick together, or we're gonna get lost."

"Yeah, night is gonna come and we're all gonna die." Peebs assured. "Quick, just build a real quick temporary shelter real quick."

"Okay, right where me and Barry are." McJones added.

"Build it into the ground." Barry told Jon.

"Here, a crafting table right here."

"I'm starting to lay out a foundation-s***! I'm scared." Jirard informed them.

"Beardman, are you going to live?" Jon asked.

"Y-yes. Where'd everyone go?"

"There's no time to explain, dude." Jon joked.

"We're gonna die...all of us." McJones whimpered.

"Okay unfortunately, half our house is gonna be made out of...dirt."

"Who cares, we're not trying to make a fancy house." Peebs told Jon.

"We need a roof, because the spiders will *censored for the young audiences*"

"Okay, we need torches, like stat." Barry told everyone.

"Oh crap, we do need torches." McJones replied.

"There's coal right here, does someone have a pickaxe."

"How do you make a pickaxe?" Dean asked. Like you do.

"I got seeds, so we can have seeds." Jon told everyone.

"Okay good."

"I'm going out there." Dean announced.

There was a brief moment of silence.

"You're gonna die."

"Is it nighttime yet? Oh it is nighttime, get in here." Peebs advised.

"Who are we missing?"

"Me." Dean answered.

"I need one more wood...!"

"Dean, I have wood, come back." McJones assured him.

"Guys, I just realized something, we're gonna die of hunger."

"Yeah, we need food."

"Who should we eat first?"

"And guys, watch out where you're digging, or you might dig into lava." Soah informed the group.

"There's a skeleton right there, watch yourself." McJones warned.

"Oh crap, creepers! Kill the pig and go!" McJones panicked. He and Jon rushed back to the house.

"Get in get in get in!"

"Don't bring it here, don't bring it here!"

"Close the door when you get in!"

McJones safely entered the house, and the creeper left.

"Does anyone have raw porkchops?"

"Yes."

"Toss them in this furnace."

"We're all dying..." Jon laughed.

"Who needs food, I have two cooked porkchops."

"I need one I need one I need one!" Jon muttered.

Barry tossed it forward, and people rushed towards it.

"Everybody's diving for the food!" Peebs laughed.

"I almost died for this food, so..." McJones reminded everyone.

"I think when day comes, we just need to slaughter as many pigs as we possibly can."

The group had a nice laugh about that.

"Let's just go on a slaughter spree."

"Oh crap!" Dean exclaimed. "I forgot how to make a sword."

The others discussed how to shear sheep.

"How do you do a sword again?" Dean asked.

They split up, part of the group mining, and the other off to kill pigs.

Peebs made a discovery. "There's a bunch of pigs here, a freaking motherload of pigs...oh and there's a CREEPER! There's a creeper!" He turned around, and they ran. "Run away-oh it blew up."

As Peebs, Jirard, and Dean continued, Dean suddenly yelled, "Oh god, zombie, zombie, RUN!! Zombie run! Zombie ru-NO!!"

"Get out! Get out!" Peebs yelled to him.

"I killed it!" Jirard cheered. "I'm a man!"

...Jirard killed it.

The three returned from their epic murder quest.

"Alright, who needs food, I'm gonna make you guys some food."

"I don't wa...I'll eat some food, I don't feel so good." Jirard muttered nonsensically.

Peebs and Jon found some sheep and sheared them to collect some wool.

"Jirard are you with me?" Dean asked.

"Got some black wool."

"I'm gonna kill it now."

"Guys, Jirard's not moving." Dean called.

"Uh oh."

"Is he outside?"

"No, he's in this really dark mine shaft with me."

Peebs and Jon began to head back towards where they thought the house was, as it was getting dark.

"Where are you?"

"Go to the river."

"I'm in the river." Peebs replied, standing on a hill that was very much not in the river.

"Oh I see you."

Later...

"Oh god! I broke my picka-oh god! Got another one." Dean panicked for no reason whatsoever. "Guys, I have literally a hundred cobblestones."

"That does...literally nothing for us."

"Our goal is not to explore, our goal is to...whatever our goal is." Peebs called.

"We have to slay the dragon!"

"Yeah, but I don't know how to do that, really."

"Dean, you know, legend tells, that the seven of us..."

"Slay the dargon?" Dean joked.

"Are the only ones who can do it. The only ones who can slay the dragon."

Meanwhile, Jirard was still unresponsive.

"I think we'll have to ritualistically sacrifice him." Jon said plainly.

"We can't do that." McJones replied.

"Oh, we can!"

"You guys mined this in the most confusing possible way."

Peebs was joined underground by Jon and Soah.

"Is Jirard gonna die?" Jon asked. "Where is he?"

"He's in here..." Soah replied as Peebs set up a torch, revealing Jirard still and unmoving.

"He's just right here?" Jon asked.

Unable to do anything to help him, Jirard was considered dead...

"Can you guys make this less confusing?"

"No, we made it..."

"Just make a straight line!"

"We were exploring!"

"Here, this should fix one of the problems." Jon replied.

Peebs looked at the sign outside of the tunnel, which Jon had just labeled, "Dean's Retarded Mineshaft."

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Keep in mind, if anything bothers you in this, I apologize, this is technically not my story. I try my hardest to keep everything reasonably appropriate for you guys.

Casualties thus far:

Jirard: Found unmoving in a cave

The quest continues...