Summary: Bad and Techno loose a building contest and get bullied for 20 minutes ASMR (also based in minecraft, like as if they were in minecraft i guess idk) (also i try to write a french accent with little success)

(probably OOC btw whoops (also no ships in this one))

(tw: violence?? i mean there's definitely some fighting it's bedwars lol)

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"Yes! Haha!" Skeppy cheered, doing a little spin in midair. "We won!"

"You have A6d on your team!" Bad protested, pointing an accusatory finger at the brunette. "That's not fair!"

"You should've thought about zat before making ze teams!" A6d shot back, sticking his tongue out.

"Skeppy made the-! Ugh, you know what?" Techno sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Let's just get the challenge over with Bad."

Bad glanced at Techno with slight disbelief but quickly glared back at Skeppy, who was silently watching them with a grin on his face. "Fine. What's the challenge?"

A6d and Skeppy glanced at each other, and A6d lightly punched Skeppy in the arm. "You tell zem."

"WH- WHY-?! Oh, whatever." Skeppy turned to face the two, grinning wickedly and making them stare back uneasily. "Your challenge... is to act like each other for an entire day!"

There was silence for a few moments which Bad quickly broke. "What... dOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU MUFFIN?!" Bad yelled, throwing his hand in the air for emphasis.

"Y-yeah what the hell does that mean?" Techno added, ignoring the small "language!" from Bad.

Skeppy face palmed and groaned. "You two are idiots you know that?"

"Yeah yeah nerd, just explain the challenge."

"I already-!" Skeppy scoffed and turned away, crossing his arms. "A6d you do it, I can't work under these conditions."

A6d chuckled slightly before turning to the still confused Techno and Bad. "Basically, for an entire day you two have to kinda swap personalities. So Bad has to act like Techno, and Techno has to act like Bad."

Techno raised an eyebrow curiously. "Sooo like, I have say things like muffin and oh my goodness, and Bad has to be blood-thirsty?"

Skeppy threw his hands up in the air with a look of annoyed disbelief. "FINALLY!"

"What?!" Bad exclaimed, a distressed look on his face. "I can't do that!"

Skeppy rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "You kill people all the time on Hypixel, what's so different now?"

"There's a difference between a game and then basically spitting on someone's grave!" Bad practically yelled, glaring at the raven-haired boy. "I can't do that you muffin! That's mean!"

Techno gave a fake offended gasp. "Are you calling me mean Bad?" he asked in a slightly hurt tone.

"No! I'm not!" Bad retorted, eyes going wide. "It's just, if I go around being mean, people are gonna take me seriously! Everyone knows you're kinda mean as a joke!"

"Wow Bad, I can't believe you would throw Techno under the bus like that," Skeppy muttered, glancing at his nails.

"Skeppy that's not what I-!" Bad groaned, shoving his face into his hands. "Whatever, I'm not doing this stupid challenge anyways."

"No! You have to!"

"I don't have to do anything!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

Techno awkwardly watched as the two fought, feeling like a kid trying to ask their arguing parents for money. A6d sidled up next to him, smirking.

"Excited for ze challenge?" he asked, bursting into laughter when Techno just sighed.

"Definitely," Techno replied, his tone scathingly sarcastic. "I just can't wait to call people muffins for an entire day and prank people with cows."

A6d chuckled. "You seem so enthusiastic."

"I'm absolutely enthralled." He glanced back at Skeppy and Bad, who were still yelling at each and Bad looked just about ready to tackle Skeppy. "Should we break them up or...?"

A6d silently nodded and quickly summoned and bow, pulling a spectral arrow back in it and shooting Skeppy squarely in the side. Skeppy yelped as a glow suddenly outlined him and glared over at A6d.

"What the heck dude?!" he yelled.

"A6d!" Bad scolded, hands on his hips. "That wasn't very nice!"

"You're vone to speak," A6d snickered, slinging the bow onto his back. "Now shut up you two. And Bad, you and Techno need to change clothes."

"What?!" the two said in sync, Techno's sounding confused while Bad's sounding nearly outraged.

"Yup." A6d gave them both a stern, almost motherly stare, and looked between the two. "Now go or else me and Skeppy vill make an even vorse challenge."

Techno sighed but quickly logged off to change skins. Bad sent Skeppy one last glare before logging off as well. A6d and Skeppy silently glanced at each other for a moment before bursting into laughter, A6d banging his head on the wall and Skeppy rolling on the floor.

"Oh my god," A6d gasped between laughs. "They're so gonna kill us later."

Skeppy nodded, rubbing a tear away with his sleeve and grinning. "Yeah, but it'll be so worth it."

About 20 minutes later, Bad logged back on in a fluffy robe that went down to his ankles and a crown that kept nearly falling over his eyes. Two diamond swords were strapped to his back and two emerald eyes glared at Skeppy, looking strangely bare without his red glasses.

Skeppy looked up from where he was picking at the grass and as soon as he eyes fell on Bad, he doubled over in laughter and fell onto his back. "You look hilarious!" he cackled, making Bad flush pink.

"SkEppy!" Bad yelled, his voice cracking slightly. "Stop laughing you muffin or I'm not doing this!"

Skeppy instantly sprang up, wavings his hands in that "nonononoo" kinda way. "Nonononono! I'm sorryyyy! I didn't mean it!"

"Hmph!" Bad crossed his arms and pouted, looking away. "I forgive you, but don't do it again!"

"You look surprisingly good," A6d commented, taking out his earbuds. "Even if it is a little big." He looked around for a moment before raising an eyebrow curiously. "Where's Techno?"

As if on queue, Techno logged back in beside Bad, a dark gray hoodie with red accents shadowing his face. The diamond sword strapped to his back glinted dangerously and he looked up with a slightly flustered expression behind fake red glasses.

"How do you deal with this everyday?" Techno grumbled, pointing to the glasses. "Wouldn't contacts be 20 times easier?"

"Contacts make my eyes all dry," Bad complained, tilting his head back slightly. He glanced over at A6d who had gone back to listening to music. "A6ddd!"

The brunette glanced up at him, tugging out an earbud. "Whatttt?" he replied, mimicking his friends drawn out sentence.

"Techno's here!" he exclaimed, gesturing to the pink-haired man beside him. "Doesn't he look great?"

A6d glanced between Bad and Techno, and gave an amused smirk. "Sure."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Techno snapped, glaring playfully at the frenchman.

A6d shrugged. "The pink doesn't work with the gray."

"Since when were you a fashion expert?"

"ALRIGHT, SHUT UP!" Skeppy suddenly yelled, startling all of them (besides A6d who Skeppy swore had nerves of steel). "You guys-" He pointed between Bad and Techno, "-need to start acting like each other. So Bad, no more muffins and Techno, no more bullying me."

"Ew, I actually have to be nice to you," Techno muttered.

"No muffins?!" Bad shrieked, eyes widening. "What?! I can't do that Skeppy!"

"Yes you can, it'll be easy," Skeppy replied nonchalantly. "Just be mean to me! You did it once with Timmy remember?" He laughed when Bad flushed and looked away.

"I have an idea." Everyone turned to look at A6d. "Vhy don't ve play bedwars? Me and Bad can team, and Skeppy and Techno can team."

Techno tilted his head slightly. "Doesn't sound too bad, I guess..."

"Sweet!" Skeppy swiftly opened his interface to make a bedwars team. "I'll open a private game and you guys can joi-"

A6d swiftly swiped a hand through the interface, make Skeppy jump in surprise and close it. He glared at the brunette who just stare at him blankly. "Dude! What the heck?!"

"Ve're joining a public game," A6d clarified, smiling slightly. "Ve'll just nick and it'll look fine. Besides, I think Bad and Techno look disguised enough."

"Oh that sounds fun!" Bad exclaimed, a grin returning to his face. He glanced over at Skeppy who was looking slightly dazed. "Me and A6d and going to dominate you two!"

Techno snickered. "Doubt it, but alright."

"And remember," A6d said, making them all look back to him. "Me and Skeppy vill with making sure you guys do the challenge, okay?"

"Fineeee."

"Whatever."

As soon as Techno dropped into the Green Team base, something felt off. He felt considerably lighter and... weaker. Quickly opening his inventory he saw the small tab that said, "weakness," with 4 little asterisks next to it.

"Huh," he muttered, finally stepping out of generator to buy some wool. "Just a minor setback."

"That doesn't sound like Bad~" Skeppy mused in a teasing tone, smirking at Techno as he passed by.

Techno sighed as he rushed towards the emerald islands. "Alright then nerd, what would Bad say then?"

"Definitely not nerd," Skeppy commented. "He'd call me a muffin and then get mad I didn't cover the bed."

"Okay you muffin." Techno physically cringed hearing that come from himself. "Go protect the damn bed."

"LAnguage!" Skeppy mocked with a laugh, his voice cracking horrifically. "Bad doesn't swear!" He burst into laughter as Techno groaned and facepalmed.

"You're the worst, you know that?"

"I know, muffin."

Across the map with Red Team, Bad was also struggling. "Whaddya mean I can't get a healpool?!" he exclaimed at A6d who was shoving his diamonds into the enderchest.

"Do you really think Technoblade vould get a healpool?" the frenchman asked, raising an eyebrow. "He rarely even gets anything more than a wooden sword, let alone something as useless as a healpool."

"Hey! Healpools are not useless!"

"Maybe not if you just camp at your base," A6d replied. "You're going to rushing people anyways, so it's pretty useless." He grabbed a few diamonds and traded them to the team upgrades, making the swords at theirs hips glow enchantingly.

Bad groaned,  grimacing. "Fine, but I'm getting a stone sword at least!"

A6d glanced up at the sounds of footsteps, seeing two players with pink capes flying behind them rushing towards their base. "You might not have time-! BAD!" He was cut short as one of the players slashed close to him with their iron sword.

Bad was about to go help A6d when he spotted a block of TNT popping into the other team member's hand. He dove at them with his sword, catching them off guard and making them stumble backwards.

They glanced up at him with narrowed eyes and slashed back with their own sword, slicing narrowly past Bad's cheek. Bad brought up his blade to defend himself, making a loud clang against his opponents.

Bad's heels were nearly digging into the stone ground just to keep back and adrenaline was pumping through his veins. A sudden burst of adrenaline that nearly made him flinch suddenly surged through him, letting him finally shove back his enemy.

With them preoccupied with trying not to fall off, he took a final swing at them which easily knocked them backwards into the open void. He looked down with a triumphant smirk, which was quickly wiped off his face as a death message appeared in the corner of his vision.

He whipped around on his heels just in time to see A6d poof white smoke and the pink-caped player crouched behind the mound of wool protecting his bed. In a moment of pure instinct, he gripped his sword tightly and threw it straight at them.

The stone sword pierced straight through the player's stomach and they looked up him with wide eyes, right before poofing into smoke. Bad sighed in relief and walked to retrieve his sword, albeit with slightly shaking hands.

A6d spawned back again with a bewildered look on his face. "...what the fUCK?!" he yelled after a few moments.

"Hey! Language!" A6d gave him a strange look, raising an eyebrow. "Wh-what?"

"Remember ze challenge?" he asked, smirking when Bad groaned. "Techno vouldn't say "language,"."

Bad groaned again, his shoulders sagging. "What am I supposed to say then?"

"I dunno," A6d shrugged. "Call me a nerd or somethi-"

He cut off by a sword getting shoved straight through his torso. His eyes widened for a second before he poofed into smoke. The air behind the floating sword rippled and melted to reveal a pink-haired man adorned in a dark gray hoodie, a green cape flowing behind him.

Techno sneered down at him and raised his sword to strike. "Surprise, muffin."

The familiar roar of a dragon rung through his ears moments before he was sliced in half.

BED DESTRUCTION > Red Bed was destroyed by Skeppy

BadBoyHalo was slain by Technoblade

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oops accidentally made this way too dramatic at the end but that's fine i guess :P

hhhhhhhh this took a week to write what the fuck ;-;