there is something that i've never told you guys.

something hidden deep inside me that most people don't know about.

and you all are probably going to hate me for this.

it disgusts me myself.

but my secret is that

I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SHARKNADO

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE MOVIES

THE BAD EFFECTS

THE SHITTY ACTORS

THE CRAP PLOT LINE

WHAT THE CALL GORE IS SAD

DID I MENTION THE AFFECTS WERE BAD

I'VE SEEN ALL THE MOVIES EXCEPT THE 4TH ONE WHICH I'M STILL WAITING TO SEE

BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WARMS MY DEAD HEART

i seriously love all the sharknado movies and cheesy and shitty shark movies are the absolute fucking best

like here are some of my favorites:

GHOST SHARK (MY FAVORITE BESIDES SHARKNADO)

SHARKTOPUS

JAWS 3

MEGA SHARK VS. MECHA SHARK (im watching it again right now lol)

SHARKTOPUS VS. WHALEWOLF

now you all know my secret

i know i'm horrible

oh well im going to go feel horrible and watch my shit shark movie

y'all can fight me shark movies that are shit are my shit